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mal 12-25-2004 04:57 PM

When I die, I want to go to hell
 
unless heaven has 24/7 orgy parties i have no desire of going there. see you guys in hell

sixxxthsense 12-25-2004 04:58 PM

too bad noone is going anywhere when they die

xclusive 12-25-2004 04:58 PM

Well I wish you all the best in your quest of going to hell... :ak47:

Dalai lama 12-25-2004 05:00 PM

I take your place in heaven, so i have two in total

n0de 12-25-2004 05:02 PM

When I die fuck it I wana go to hell, cause im a piece of shit it aint hard to fucken tell
it makes no sense going to heaven with them goodie goodies
dressed in black I like black timbs and black hoodies.

haha no one can replace the great BIG, no one!

n0de 12-25-2004 05:05 PM

God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin? all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin? with the goodie-goodies loungin? in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin? to my mother, even stealin? out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a fuckin? abortion
She don?t even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin? on her chest just to stop my fuckin? hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies? mothers 8 months, her little sister?s 2
Who?s to blame for both of them (naw nigga, not you)
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze, until the bed?s, completely red
I?m glad I?m dead, a worthless fuckin? buddah head
The stress is buildin? up, I can?t,
I can?t believe suicide?s on my fuckin? mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin? callin? me
Naw you wouldn?t understand (nigga, talk to me please)
You see it?s kinda like the crack did to pookie, in new jack
Except when I cross over, there ain?t no comin? back
Should I die on the train track, like remo in beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin? like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I?m gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin? goin? on
I reach my peak, I can?t speak,
Call my nigga chic, tell him that my will is weak.
I?m sick of niggas lyin?, I?m sick of bitches hawkin?,
Matter of fact, I?m sick of talkin?.
(bang)

sean416 12-25-2004 06:23 PM

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger

sean416 12-25-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n0de
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin? all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin? with the goodie-goodies loungin? in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin? to my mother, even stealin? out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a fuckin? abortion
She don?t even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin? on her chest just to stop my fuckin? hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies? mothers 8 months, her little sister?s 2
Who?s to blame for both of them (naw nigga, not you)
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze, until the bed?s, completely red
I?m glad I?m dead, a worthless fuckin? buddah head
The stress is buildin? up, I can?t,
I can?t believe suicide?s on my fuckin? mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin? callin? me
Naw you wouldn?t understand (nigga, talk to me please)
You see it?s kinda like the crack did to pookie, in new jack
Except when I cross over, there ain?t no comin? back
Should I die on the train track, like remo in beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin? like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I?m gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin? goin? on
I reach my peak, I can?t speak,
Call my nigga chic, tell him that my will is weak.
I?m sick of niggas lyin?, I?m sick of bitches hawkin?,
Matter of fact, I?m sick of talkin?.
(bang)


haha, exactly what I was thinking

Mr. Mike 12-25-2004 06:24 PM

Well thats too bad, cause theres no such thing as heaven or hell.

buddyjuf 12-25-2004 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sixxxthsense
too bad noone is going anywhere when they die

there is no way you can know that for certain

I don't believe in heaven or hell either, actually, I strongly do not believe, but it is foolish to make a statement out of it


merry christmas :xmas-smil :xmas-smil :xmas-smil :xmas-smil

fl_prn_str 12-25-2004 06:28 PM

obsessed much.....kinda morbid......you aint going die anytime soon. so good luck gangster..... :stoned

bllott 12-25-2004 06:29 PM

well, anyways, you're fucked up

Tuga 12-25-2004 06:33 PM

You aint going nowhere. And noone cares anyway.

UniversalPassLorence 12-25-2004 07:06 PM

Good wish on Christmas :xmas-smil

reynold 12-29-2004 03:56 AM

It is up to you...

$5 submissions 12-29-2004 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Well I wish you all the best in your quest of going to hell... :ak47:

For some reason, I have AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" playng in my head when I read this thread :costumed-

polish_aristocrat 12-29-2004 04:28 AM

I hope to go to heaven.

Shindler 12-29-2004 04:35 AM

Give me your tickets to heaven, and I will sell them to christians :2 cents:

Vitasoy 12-29-2004 05:06 AM

Heaven is where the virgins are at :angel

Twe Russ 12-29-2004 05:10 AM

If you aint going to heaven why miss by an inch?

reynold 12-29-2004 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
Heaven is where the virgins are at :angel


is that so?

uno 12-29-2004 07:16 AM

I figure I'm going to hell anyway, might as well have a good time in the interim.

dunefield 12-29-2004 07:19 AM

2pac and BIG suck...

TheLegacy 12-29-2004 07:26 AM

and why do you naturally assume hell is going to have orgies / beer and you'll be able to party with your friends?

you have no idea just how stupid that comment is - start thinking of getting ass raped by every male prison that ever lived added to every worse fear you ever had.. if you wanted sex? then hell will be always close but never getting any - for eternity !!!

Its not a winning lottery ticket - its raping you of every fucking freedom and joy you ever had - you'll be screaming and crying your ass off every minute of every day of every year for eternity being puked on by everyone else


http://www.remember.org/image/aronson/hell.jpg

TheLegacy 12-29-2004 07:27 AM

http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/ima...tesofhades.jpg

dcortez 12-29-2004 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mal
When I die, I want to go to hell
unless heaven has 24/7 orgy parties i have no desire of going there. see you guys in hell

Interesting.

It sounds like going to heaven would be your kind of hell.

Be careful what you ask for...

:firehair

-Dino


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