A Girl Shit On My Bed Tonight....
 

...in the middle of sex :(

Life is shitty .... :throwup

:NopeNope

what did she say???!!!

You want a girl TO SHIT on your bed tonight?!

Sick FUCK

:ak47:

Ewww, thats one loose ass hole.

That's why you should let your dog out when she cries at night.

So you fucked her in the ass and shit came out?

That's what happens when you remove your fist from her ass!

was it purposeful pooping? or accidental outage?

so are you implying he was fucking his dog? :laughing-

Sounds like you gave it to her good........tell her next time give her an enema before fucking her.


best of luck with the dry cleaners.....

lol probably... so next time make sure to let "it" out first before doing the anal :action-sm

Please tell me you at least put on clean sheets before you went to sleep.

She was aiming for your mouth?

well at least you can know she must of felt mighty relaxed, or had the shits :eek7

lol @ this thread title !

:eyecrazy

plop. :throwup

I saw it and immediately hopped and and said I had to pee...Went to the bathroom to make sure none was on me...

Went back in the bedroom and she had covered with a towel, like I wouldn't notice... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I was like "I forgot I had to go to my friends house...you gotta go"

WTF!!!! I didn't even fuck her in the ass. She was hot too... What a shame.

She hangs out with some friends of mine too. So I'll have to see her again. What a bigger shame.

I didn't say that. Did you? :xmas-smil

I fucking hope it was accidental. It had to be.

Oh man, this girl is going to be so embarassed when she sees you again. Haha. I love it

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Never heard this one before.

damn that is embaressing but dont make fun of her to your friends cause that just makes it worse

Fuck that. I threw the the sheets and comforter away.

I may sell my house. :throwup

I'm trying to resist the urge to tell my friends. Because if I do...oh man...they would fuck with her hardcore...

oh that's gross..maybe she got a LBM

OH SHIT hahaha that is funny as hell

...another fine example of how post counts matter. :costumed-

Another fine example of how God must truly hate us.

accidents happen, don't give her a hard time over it. She's prolly feeling like shit right now (no pun intended)

Ha, thats funny. I feel bad for her though, you know she feels pretty embarrassed.

Thats some nasty shit

I tried as hard as I could to act like I didn't notice. Damn was it tough...lol

:eek2 :eek2 :eek2

you should take pictures now and post on the board.

Damn don't tell your friends! If you do it will be hell on earth for her.
I bet this was an accident. Just has to be.. Or like talk to her what the matter was etc...

Shit happens! LOL

Please, for the love of god, tell me your kidding.

Well that's a different story. Glad it didn't happen to me... The closest to this I have heard of was from a friend of mine. We where at a party and he was doing her dogy style when the booze caught up and he puked on her back!!!http://www.gfy.com/newreply.php?do=n...e=1&p=6210824#
http://www.gfy.com/newreply.php?do=n...e=1&p=6210824#

They are right, forget about it and don't bug her.

Dude that's nasty was she at least good?

SHe was awesome until then. She can put her ankles behind her head. :thumbsup

Now.. if she coul;d only control her bowels :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's awful!

pat yourself on the back for fucking the shit out of her :thumbsup

Now that is nasty, WTF............. :ticking :ticking :ticking

Damn IBS.

:throwup

Give her an enema using the garden hose. that way you get in real deep, and dont miss any.

I guess you really fucked the shit out of her ;)

pete

How much pooh we talking?

You'll never see her again. She'll probably kill herself... :throwup

50 poopies