I went to the porno store and asked the girl if they had Cumfart Cocktails
 

she was like NO! like i was a disgusting pig
I was very embarassed.
This happened yesterday. i wish the name wasn't so embrassing.

why does this bitch work in a porno store if she's going to act snobby anyways?

go back to the store and tell her to quit on her job

right im , i mean come on you work in a smut shop how can you look at someone crazy for asking for a porno

Fucking awesome name! I wish I had thought of that. :ticking

She thought you wanted a big glass of cumfart cocktail, not the movie :laughing- next time say cumfart cocktail DVD or something...

LOL

Yup, anyone who works there should not only know the product, but shouldn't care about what you ask for.

hahaha thats hilarious...

Ask her if she has "All holes filled with hard cock."
:Kissmy :glugglug

that's funny!

lol they should fire her in a second

yeah lol

yeah i think so too. Thank God for the internet

:food-smil Dirty whore needed some black meat

very funny man!!