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xenigo 12-29-2004 10:34 AM

Excessively tight virgin pussy...
 
My girlfriend is a virgin, and I was trying to fit my (apparently) gigantic cock in her yesterday afternoon. She wouldn't stop crying, and looked like she was in agonizing pain. So after more attempted cock cramming, she's really really upset, so I decided to stop. Then she was kinda pissed off at me, but that wore off after a while.

Kinda sucks :(

So what's the easiest way for this to be as painless as possible?

psili 12-29-2004 10:36 AM

Foreplay, lube, one finger, two finger, three finger - COCK!

RevSand 12-29-2004 10:37 AM

Work her with fingers and toys for awhile and use LOTS of lube...

Been there done that!

NaughtyRob 12-29-2004 10:37 AM

Go down on her pussy for like an hour, finger her, get her loosened up for your gigantic cock.
:1orglaugh :pimp

brand0n 12-29-2004 10:38 AM

lemme borrow her for a night. shell come home and be able to take your cock, promise.

xNetworx 12-29-2004 10:38 AM

i own tightvirginpussy.com - $500 and its yours icq

Spudman 12-29-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
Foreplay, lube, one finger, two finger, three finger - COCK!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i second that

David! 12-29-2004 10:39 AM

Lube, finger play and lots of loving foreplay :2 cents:

TurboAngel 12-29-2004 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
Foreplay, lube, one finger, two finger, three finger - COCK!




:thumbsup

cold_ice 12-29-2004 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
Foreplay, lube, one finger, two finger, three finger - COCK!

And when you ram your cock in bite her ear really fucken hard. :thumbsup

siva350 12-29-2004 10:46 AM

Shove her face in the pillow and ram it in!!

Giorgio_Xo 12-29-2004 10:47 AM

I hate fucking virgins. It is too much work for lame pussy.

reynold 12-29-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
Foreplay, lube, one finger, two finger, three finger - COCK!

this one works!!

Libertine 12-29-2004 10:56 AM

Gag her before ramming it in. That way, you won't hear the screaming. It should stop hurting after a while, if not, drop her off at the hospital and get another girlfriend.

Oh, and she may have vaginismus, in which case you're seriously screwed.

TheSenator 12-29-2004 10:59 AM

Use the "slap across the face" technique ana pull her hair a little. You may want to throw in some fish hooking too.

Horny Dude 12-29-2004 11:38 AM

Fuck her in the ass instead! :)

xclusive 12-29-2004 12:18 PM

Dude astroglide and some booze and you will be fine...

Deepai 12-29-2004 12:21 PM

This thread is :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 12-29-2004 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo
My girlfriend is a virgin, and I was trying to fit my (apparently) gigantic cock in her yesterday afternoon. She wouldn't stop crying, and looked like she was in agonizing pain. So after more attempted cock cramming, she's really really upset, so I decided to stop. Then she was kinda pissed off at me, but that wore off after a while.

Kinda sucks :(

So what's the easiest way for this to be as painless as possible?

wow, you should be happy that your cock is so big

polish_aristocrat 12-29-2004 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
i own tightvirginpussy.com - $500 and its yours icq

lol :jerkoff

mookienow 12-29-2004 12:33 PM

P-funk taught us "If it don't fit, don't push it, put in the head and let it ease on in"

TheFrog 12-29-2004 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siva350
Shove her face in the pillow and ram it in!!

thats the way to do it if you want to go to jail :1orglaugh

cadillac sparks 12-29-2004 12:35 PM

Pics or stfu!

sickkittens 12-29-2004 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo
She wouldn't stop crying, and looked like she was in agonizing pain. So after more attempted cock cramming

:helpme Ummmm, ok.

UniversalPass Pete 12-29-2004 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
Go down on her pussy for like an hour, finger her, get her loosened up for your gigantic cock.
:1orglaugh :pimp


What he said! :glugglug

cypocrypt 12-29-2004 12:43 PM

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tungsten 12-29-2004 12:47 PM

foreplay :cool-smil

Tuga 12-29-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Dude
Fuck her in the ass instead! :)


That's what I was going to say.


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