All My Boys Have Gf's Now
 

so in the last two months.. the guys i grew up with somehow alll got serious girlfriends.. so now everywhere i go i feel like the third wheel... I have never felt envious of them till now, I know I dont want a GF but these biatchs are doing a number on me... home at 3:30 am, barely drunk and not getting any numbers is not a fun way to be... how do i get my wing men back?

bitches have magic spells, they make a MAN out of you! but then they want to marry you! fuck that sSHIIII!!!!

Get them together at a stripclub and take pics of them with the strippers. Show it to their gf's and you will have your friends back instantly.

every king needs a queen :)

however you friends shouldnt be pussy whipped like that in the first place...

why don't you get your own gf?

Until the find out and ditch ya... :1orglaugh

they ain't shit without their homeboys!

:2 cents:

true that