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This one made me lol

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(*)Embers(*): ok so i know we haven't known each other
for long and I really shouldn't be asking you for
this..... but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's
just that I haven't had it for a long time I could
already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft
and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate,
but your help can be very grateful!!!
(*)Embers(*): you must think I have a lot of nerve
asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it
sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this
has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not
being forward but.... can I have a piece of gum?