Good methods of wood control?
 

I need them, badly.

wood control ?

is that some kinda slang for jerking off ?

Don't look at males.

haha I meant how to keep it down

seriously guys, I need it badly

LOL wtf!

ouch

:eek7

look at *******

you need reverse viagra...salt peter, thats what they used to give them during WW2

interesting

cold showers, think about you mother

Is your hammer in the shop? wtf. pound that silly little goo slinger down.

LOL, why keep it down, let it rise.

a few words of advice. either get some. or just let it be. I use to have that problem in like 7th grade. Or. you can think of oprah winfrey or *******. Im sure those would both work.
-wes

I wonder if they ever thought about doing such a thing.

Ice cold showers work for me.

I've actually been sporting some stiff ones a lot lately.

Thanks for your replies so far, but the problem still hasn't resolved. Shit it sucks.

spoon full of potassium nitrate with every meal.

the military/army does it.

Duck tape man, 1001 uses.

Whenever you start to get wood push against something. For instance if your at the rear of the car press your leg against the bumper and push against it or a wall or anything really.

I just LOL'd at the thought of somebody actually doing this in my presence :1orglaugh

Yeah it seems kind of dumb but it works and I'm sure a guy can do it without annoucing it to the world.

dude I totally agree with the concept. I usually don't wear underwear but if I'm going on a date with a HOT chic, I wear 2Xist briefs that suffocate my cock so that it doesn't have any room to get hard and it works! The worst is when I'm on the bus or something and I catch random wood (happens like once a year, but that's enough to embaress the shit out of me) and I always wear a messanger bag so I have to walk out of the bus with the messanger bag pushing my cock down lol damn random wood...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh There you go while on the bus push on the seat in front of you. Thats some funny shit.

that has the opposite effect on me.

in my younger days i hated when my mom would wakw me for school, and stand there till i got up. i had to yell at her one day, told her to get the hell out i got a fucking hardon, and i cant get out of bed with her standing there.

the bus thing - that's hourly reality for me. It SUCKS!

I think any stimulus that involves the sympathetic nerve (adrenalin etc) will constrict vessels and thus 'bring it down'. Maybe pushing against something does work...

-- bump --

:1orglaugh rofl

No maybe about it!

think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts :1orglaugh

easy man, just think of Juicy and Ms. Dolly the sheep. that should do the trick. hehe

Read this HILARIOUS story about "wood." It had me laughing my ass off and hopefully you find it as amusing as I did.

http://www.prehensile.com/does/springtime.htm

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hehe cool

Funny that it's Halcyon again who wrote this ;-)

but... no solution yet!