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polish_aristocrat 01-11-2005 01:06 PM

Everyone stop working, the WORLD will END in 2012......
 
"Some observers predict that in the year 2012, the earth awaits a super catastrophe: its magnetic field will turn over in one go. Phenomenal earthquakes and tidal waves will completely destroy our civilization. Europe and North America will shift thousands of miles northwards and will get a polar climate. Nearly the whole earth's population will perish in the apocalyptical happenings."

Basically it's said to be connected with our Sun that has a 11500 year cycle and some people predict in 2012 the current cycle ends and a new will begin.

Anyone heard about that theory? I am sceptical, but I read some about it, and it makes more sense than some of the other theories.


:uhoh

MetaMan 01-11-2005 01:08 PM

i dont belive is a world catastrophe, this kind of stuff has come up over and over again througout time and mankind is still here. and it does happen, ahhh what can ya do but sit down drink a brew and wait for the tide?

Persius 01-11-2005 01:09 PM

link? please

gangbangjoe 01-11-2005 01:09 PM

this theories come and go


BULLSHIT


if they were right we would have died 2000

BlackCrayon 01-11-2005 01:12 PM

don't worry, HAARP will stop all that from happening, lol.

Thrawn$ 01-11-2005 01:14 PM

the end is comming for sure very soon.. who give a fuck about the exact date.

Manowar 01-11-2005 01:14 PM

as long as my chinese spam servers survive

eddie-executive 01-11-2005 01:16 PM

we'll be living on the moon by then :1orglaugh

feN 01-11-2005 01:18 PM

we're all going to die :(

polish_aristocrat 01-11-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
this theories come and go


BULLSHIT


if they were right we would have died 2000

well, Ice Ages had been happening on Earth regularly. We just don't know the exact reasons why they happened, since the human race is so young compared to Earth.

We know that the Sun has 11 year cycles, because we CAN measure them so we did. But how can you prove that there aren't any bigger cycles....

Ppl were saying the world will end in 2000, because it sounded good. This is something else.

And I've read warnings about future climate changes just recently, maybe they know that some changes will happen, just aren't sure how big they will be.

decrypted 01-11-2005 01:19 PM

there were predictions taht the world would end on may 5th, 2000.
All the planets and the sun aligned that day
I took the day off school :P

GatorB 01-11-2005 01:19 PM

2012 is the date the world is supposed to end according to the Myan calander.

Ramos 01-11-2005 01:22 PM

The Aliens will get us way before 2012.....

Ramos

Vlad 01-11-2005 01:23 PM

I'm afraid I did .... something like before 2 years ;P

colorsoundoblivion 01-11-2005 01:23 PM

the mayans predicted 2012 to be the end of the world -- it was the end of their calendar

JamesK2 01-11-2005 01:27 PM

That's no reason to stop working for me. I'd rather work till 2008 and then live in peace for 4 years in Thailand.

killshot 01-11-2005 01:27 PM

People have been predicting the end of the world for thousands of years.

Some day, it will actually end... And when it does, i'll be on my front lawn with a case of beer to watch it all go down... but until then.. I am not going to stop working :)

eddie-executive 01-11-2005 01:29 PM

remind me again in 2014 thanks :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 01-11-2005 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killshot
People have been predicting the end of the world for thousands of years.

Some day, it will actually end... And when it does, i'll be on my front lawn with a case of beer to watch it all go down... but until then.. I am not going to stop working :)

well, actually I wasn't saying the world will end.
I was just saying we all will die. ;-)

jt420 01-11-2005 01:31 PM

someone has to pimp porn to the remaining population in the new ice age.

StuartD 01-11-2005 01:33 PM

it's ok, y2k already wiped out all life and left the planet with reality television.

LA Mike 01-11-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
as long as my chinese spam servers survive


lol lmao

Vitasoy 01-11-2005 01:36 PM

Live your life to the fullest.

xclusive 01-11-2005 01:37 PM

It is interesting that is when the myan calendar ends but then again what do they know they are dead already

peephole 01-11-2005 01:39 PM

The last date on the 2300 year old Mayan calendar is December 21st, 2012

JDog 01-11-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killshot
Some day, it will actually end... And when it does, i'll be on my front lawn with a case of beer to watch it all go down... but until then.. I am not going to stop working :)

Yea I'll be doing the same thing. Front yard with a case of beer or a bottle of tequlia, but I'd be pissed if I waited all day and it never happened.

jDoG

HFreeporn 01-11-2005 01:43 PM

Omg Porn Will Be Dead :( Help Us Someone !!!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-11-2005 01:48 PM

Does this mean recurring members will be gone?

Serge Litehead 01-11-2005 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
Basically it's said to be connected with our Sun that has a 11500 year cycle and some people predict in 2012 the current cycle ends and a new will begin.

Anyone heard about that theory? I am sceptical, but I read some about it, and it makes more sense than some of the other theories.
:uhoh

I've read about magnetic fields changing polarity once in a blue moon, I dont remember what it said about how often it occurs. Prediction was that this can happen between now and 1000 years in the future.

sickkittens 01-11-2005 01:49 PM

These stories come out at least once a year.

Entropy 01-11-2005 01:53 PM

I was thinking something more like 2007.

Libertine 01-11-2005 01:57 PM

Quote:

In the year 2012 the Earth awaits a super catastrophe: its magnetic field will completely reverse in one go. Phenomenal earthquakes and tidal waves will destroy our civilization. Europe and North-America will shift thousands of kilometres northward and end up in a polar clime. Nearly the whole Earth's population will perish in the apocalyptic events.

These predictions stem from the Maya and Egyptians. They are descendants of the legendary Atlantis, which is currently buried under the South Pole. The Atlanteans had highly evolved astronomical knowledge and were able to exactly predict the previous worldwide flood in 9792 BC. They built tens of thousands of boats and escaped to South-America and Egypt.
Anyone who takes shit like this seriously is a fucking moron :1orglaugh

Damian_Maxcash 01-11-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
as long as my chinese spam servers survive

Chinese Spam servers are like cockroaches..... nothing can kill them

In 10K years time when we reinvent computers the first email will be "Velly important - Get big p3nis "

It will be from a home made 486 churning out emails from 300m under the rubble of the 21st century.........

Martin 01-11-2005 02:01 PM

I think the world is going threw some major changes right now. Will it end. I don'tg believe so. Will alot people be killed.. Well alot of people already have been killed.

groark 01-11-2005 02:01 PM

Yeah lol and:
'World will end in 12 days. Gospel prayer to save yourself inside'
(Sun)

Anyone knows this BS mag?

Nismo 01-11-2005 02:01 PM

Aliens are going to want porn, and I'll be here to sell it to them...

StuartD 01-11-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holograph
I've read about magnetic fields changing polarity once in a blue moon, I dont remember what it said about how often it occurs. Prediction was that this can happen between now and 1000 years in the future.

The north pole is supposed to leave Canada and reach Siberia within 50 years.

http://www.geolab.nrcan.gc.ca/geomag...vt_nmp_e.shtml

Thomas van de Koch 01-11-2005 04:09 PM

Sirs,

I am confident my Sea Animals will survive this.... and that's all that matters.

respectfully,


Thomas

Tuga 01-11-2005 04:12 PM

I'm too young to die :Oh crap

fusionx 01-11-2005 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
The Aliens will get us way before 2012.....

It's actually going to happen 100 years after that. In 2112. It's been prophecized.

"Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
We Have Assumed Control?
We Have Assumed Control?
We Have Assumed Control?"

Look at it. We're starting the Epoch of the Priests right now. The "Lords" of information technology and religion.

"We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls."

Bush Sr's new world order is being formed. Soon we will have one world government, and it won't be the UN. They will control everything, every transaction, every person's daily schedule.

"Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the Brotherhood of Man
Oh what a nice contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand."

and

"We've taken care of everything
The words you hear the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes.

It's one for all and all for one
We work together common sons
Never need to wonder how or why."

So, in 2112, the "aliens" will come back to Earth and free us from the tyranny.

"They left the planet long ago
The elder race still learn and grow
Their power grows with purpose strong
To claim the home where they belong
Home, to tear the Temples down...
Home, to change.."


As it was written, as it shall be done.

Pornopat 01-11-2005 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK
That's no reason to stop working for me. I'd rather work till 2008 and then live in peace for 4 years in Thailand.

And get flushed by a tsunami in 2009??? :disgust

woj 01-11-2005 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Does this mean recurring members will be gone?

They will recur forever, as no one will be there to cancel the membership... :thumbsup

flashfire 01-11-2005 04:27 PM

the worlds already ended like 50 times according to some of these idiots

Y2.12K!

Furious_Male 01-11-2005 04:28 PM

My special shelter will protect me.

pxxx 01-11-2005 04:29 PM

Ahh, if the world is going to end, all we can do is just enjoy the years left. LOL

sonofsam 01-11-2005 04:38 PM

i better be having sex when i die

gxer 01-11-2005 04:45 PM

it will happen in 3012 or 4012 , but who cares...

warlock5 01-11-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
It's actually going to happen 100 years after that. In 2112. It's been prophecized.

"Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
We Have Assumed Control?
We Have Assumed Control?
We Have Assumed Control?"

Look at it. We're starting the Epoch of the Priests right now. The "Lords" of information technology and religion.

"We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls."

Bush Sr's new world order is being formed. Soon we will have one world government, and it won't be the UN. They will control everything, every transaction, every person's daily schedule.

"Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the Brotherhood of Man
Oh what a nice contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand."

and

"We've taken care of everything
The words you hear the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes.

It's one for all and all for one
We work together common sons
Never need to wonder how or why."

So, in 2112, the "aliens" will come back to Earth and free us from the tyranny.

"They left the planet long ago
The elder race still learn and grow
Their power grows with purpose strong
To claim the home where they belong
Home, to tear the Temples down...
Home, to change.."


As it was written, as it shall be done.

:1orglaugh I find this more amusing than that video of the guy getting ass fucked by the horse.

fusionx 01-11-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlock5
:1orglaugh I find this more amusing than that video of the guy getting ass fucked by the horse.

heh - I would hope so :)

pornstar2pac 01-11-2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
"Some observers predict that in the year 2012, the earth awaits a super catastrophe: its magnetic field will turn over in one go. Phenomenal earthquakes and tidal waves will completely destroy our civilization. Europe and North America will shift thousands of miles northwards and will get a polar climate. Nearly the whole earth's population will perish in the apocalyptical happenings."

Basically it's said to be connected with our Sun that has a 11500 year cycle and some people predict in 2012 the current cycle ends and a new will begin.

Anyone heard about that theory? I am sceptical, but I read some about it, and it makes more sense than some of the other theories.


:uhoh



I will stop working in 2011. enjoy the last year on earth


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