my wife is a nut bag
 

she is craving an orange/cranberry muffin but only from the bakery in Monte Carlo in Vegas.

Should i send someone out there to get it for her or is that pure spolling her?

tell her to go fetch it herself.

Go to a Panera Bread if they're nearby.

That is nuts..

My wife is craving my cock while she's face down in the pillow biting the headboard .. :pimp

Ummmm tell her your craving twat but only from a cambodian pigmy...

Is she pregnant? If she is, you should ask someone to get it for her.

depends. where do you live?

get it but ask for a blowjob

married women still crave cock? :upsidedow

Best answere so far but, i should ask her friend for the blowjob.

send someone???? like who ozzy from the love boat

Wow, that is just pure spoiling her, but i am sure she will reward you for it. ;)

I want some pot

my wife always has wierd ass cravings that involve driving across town, annoying as hell.

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Get it for her and then tell her that you want to have a 3some with 2 of her best friends while she watches.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Your wife is great...send someone to pick up a ton of her fav muffins and freeze them in case the craving hits again. ;)