I almost paper cut my cock off!!
 

HOLY SHIT!!

So the mail came and I got some CCbill checks today. I opened them and I usually just toss them in front of my keyboard. I always do that so I don't forget to log them and deposit them.

A few hours passed and I was just sittin' here naked as a jay bird, and kinda strokin' it a little. I was sorting thru tons and tons of big booty black girls and you know I have a weakness for booty, so I got a stiffy.

As I moved my mouse to open a new folder, then I created a new gallery as I went to type the name of that gallery my hand brushed the envelope and it slid against the head of my weiner and gave me a paper cut. It felt like my cock was going to fall off. I screamed like a girl.

After closer examination there wasn't even hardly a cut at all.
Has that ever happened to anyone else? FUCKIN' SCARY!!!

This thread is useless without pics

ouch man. That shit made me cringe reading it

:1orglaugh

i hate when that happens

Wow?.sounds serious?..you may want to go to the emergency room and get stitches?does your Insurance cover that?

There isn't a photo of me above the knee online. And contrary to popular belief I'm not hung down to my knees. I'm practically hung above the hip.

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Yikes!!!!!

I stopped reading when he starting talking about stroking it.

Then again, why did I bother to open this in the first place.

:1orglaugh

reminds me of this one time when I had a metal cock ring stuck around my cock and balls and I couldn't lose my hardon. I swear I thought my cock was gonna fall off or better yet explode and the hardon would NOT go away. Veins popping out that I never knew I had :1orglaugh I eventually lost my hardon because I pictured my cock popping like a balloon and the cock ring came off and never went back on after such a traumatic experience :Oh crap

Damn, that is some painful shit.

lmao@redshoe

close call, I feel for you.

You need to lean back jerk it under the desk... not away from it.

AMATUERS! BAH! :pimp

OK guys, so just to remind you. Don't you EVER touch your dick after eating some hot chili peppers. EVER.

Hey Hey Hey brother from another mother! I feel your pain.

I peed into a thorn bush once when I was a kid. I turned to zip and dip and a BIG thorn about 1/4 inch long stuck right into my cock. I still have a small scar to this day from it.

It's all fun and games until you cut your cock or lose an eye.

Damn your sig is nasty! Lol

damn that was a close call redshoe last thing you need is to loose an inch, then you'd only have 1 left :Oh crap :1orglaugh j/k

when you're working naked do you keep your shoes on? :question

and you are sharing this with us y? lol

No this thread is usless WITH pics.

No kidding - I had to add him to my ignore list just to read the rest of the thread.

I dont think thats happened to anyone else, but I fuckin' cringed when I read that.. ow!

ouch and to think some people do that for fun

Better you than me ... i will never jerk off around paper, way to dangerous by the sounds of it :thumbsup

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happens to me all the time.




lmao

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ouch! :upsidedow