yea, im gonna take my pants off
 

and watch some basketball. just kinda layin around, got some stuff to finish, some bball to watch, and then gonna go sleep over at my gf's.


I'll be removing my pants about now.


Are you wearing pants?

Yes im wearing pants, what kind of a question is that? :1orglaugh

HighOnAcid has a job!

internet image archiver.

now thats shit is funny

will your pants be off during the boxing match with any convicted felons?

will the convicted felon's pants be off too?

if so, maybe i can buy some ad space on peoples legs

And you have a job, connoisseur of online dating and purveyor of bad taste. Too bad neither of them pay dick! Go back to the Shedd with your online dates, loser! :321GFY

ahhhaahaha. you're a sad case alright.

Too bad I don't take my dates to a fucking aquarium! You should have taken her to Petsmart instead. That way you could have shown her the fish section and gotten her shots all on one trip! See, you have to consolidate! :thumbsup

hmm...it's an attempt.....you're almost funny....

strange that you'll be alone tonight. I thougt chicks loved a sense of humor?

If someone gave me a choice to be alone or to be with that trainwreck of a chick you posted pictures of at the Shedd; flying solo would never have looked so good!!! At least I wouldn't have to lie to my hand and say it's a) goodlooking b) smart c) skinny just to blow a load!

By the way, I'm waiting for my friends to come over to my 6 bedroom house so we can pack up into my H2 and have a guy's night out on the town. You probably wouldn't know anything about those now would you, sissy boy?

Pickup line of the month:
"A/S/L? Hey Baby, Wanna go to the Shedd Aquarium with me? We can check out he puffer fish.

Eat a dick, loser. I have money to spend.

yup i got pants on. jeans to be exact.

i'm sitting here stroking my long, hard cock...

who wants some?

I'm fully clothed.

paris hilton types kinda suck, my last girlfriend was one, never ate much, weighted under 100, had a nice tan, would do makeup and hair for 20 min before we'd go anywhere.

it's just not a girl worth dating....it's a girl worth fucking, if you can get her to leave fast enough.


this is my current girlfriend.

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/shed10.jpg

I think she's cute, she's a real person, she's got friends family and a boyfriend who like her for who she is, and she's a really happy person. she doesn't go out trying to impress pencil dicks like yourself who end up paying for sex.


it's funny how you try to run into any thread with me and tell me how my lovelife sucks and my girlfriend is ugly. pam anderson types are falling all over you, and they love you for who you are and you're so happy with them right? you've got em lined up in rows, correct? why would you care if im dating a supposively ugly tranny fat chick?

nothing more pathetic than your type, I hope you get laid, and or get a life. either would be a serious boost to your self esteem. (real self esteem is not measured in keystrokes btw).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ythinfwont.jpg
Hi-FIVE!!

who wants some of meaty schlong

come on sluts you know you want it

I'll wear pants during the brand0n fight.


hopefully sabby will be boxing me with her tits, I won't need pants for that.