Superbowl is the biggest wife beating day of the year
 

I don't believe in hitting women but, statistics say that lots of women get beat today....I truly can't understand the reason, does anyone know?

because they make good punching bags.

my woman didnt get the right type of chips so i had to backhand that hoe and send her back.

winter depression, alcohol, being annoying while trying to watch the game

lolllllllll

My wife beats me anytime I watch football.

Bullshit, they debunked that on TV last night.

Oh my god,
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Guys lose their money on stupid bets and they end up blaming their wives for jinxing the game.

That sig is the shit

Open my beer bitch.
Cook more fajitas bitch.
Gimme head bitch.
FUCK, THE PATS LOST, BITCH

Shut the fuck up and get in the kitchen. I am about to lose the fucking house here.

goes something like this:

"LIQOUR DOESNT TALK BACK!"

Ask Duke, he seems to be the authority on beating women.

Who the fuk stays home like a loser and watches the game by themselves?

if their team doesn't win, they beat the hell out of their so-called girlfriends or wives

Well you can be at ease cause its:
FALSE

exactly. its an myth. i'm just so surprised............ppl hear some asshole make something up and then spew it back and regurgitate it like its certain truth.....

ITS BULLSHIT!

thats probably what it is