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TheMob 02-19-2005 02:28 AM

Does Match.com work?
 
As a surfer, someone that wants to get laid, I mean.

hydro 02-19-2005 02:30 AM

Hmm to get laid quickly i'd say no. Ive dated 3 girls off match.com and all grew really attatched really quick. A better place for that if you just want to get laid quick would be facebattle.com or facethejury.com

azguy 02-19-2005 02:30 AM

JustGoToALocalBar.com

pushpills 02-19-2005 02:33 AM

good place to get laid, but the bars are better if u want an easy lay. I met my girlfriend on there, been dating for 10 months. too bad she's an outdoorsy type and is climbing the rocky mountains for 3 months while I am all alone :(

BRISK 02-19-2005 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro
Hmm to get laid quickly i'd say no. Ive dated 3 girls off match.com and all grew really attatched really quick. A better place for that if you just want to get laid quick would be facebattle.com or facethejury.com

This line of reasoning is fallacious

hydro 02-19-2005 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
good place to get laid, but the bars are better if u want an easy lay. I met my girlfriend on there, been dating for 10 months. too bad she's an outdoorsy type and is climbing the rocky mountains for 3 months while I am all alone :(

you just know she's fucking a mountain man right now :pimp

Theo 02-19-2005 02:35 AM

are u sure she is climbing only mountains for 3months ?

hydro 02-19-2005 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
This line of reasoning is fallacious

did you get laid quick off match.com :(

pushpills 02-19-2005 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro
you just know she's fucking a mountain man right now :pimp

let's hope not. she's the faithful type. i'm sure she smells like goat shit by now, that should help.

BRISK 02-19-2005 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro
did you get laid quick off match.com :(

No, I've never used match.com

TheMob 02-19-2005 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro
Hmm to get laid quickly i'd say no. Ive dated 3 girls off match.com and all grew really attatched really quick. A better place for that if you just want to get laid quick would be facebattle.com or facethejury.com

Facing the jury right now.

Drake 02-19-2005 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
are u sure she is climbing only mountains for 3months ?

:1orglaugh

She used my line! "Honey I'll be climbing mountains for a few months, see ya!"

Rui 02-19-2005 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
are u sure she is climbing only mountains for 3months ?

You can bet she is climbing alot more than mountains lol

sexyclicks 02-19-2005 06:26 AM

it works I went out to a few dates

polish_aristocrat 02-19-2005 06:28 AM

i would say AFF would be a better site.

You have to distinguish between those who are busy or shy and are looking online for their significant other, and those who just want to get laid.

Harmon 02-19-2005 06:28 AM

I fuck bitchez from Match all the time. it's a snap! :thumbsup
http://www.toykeeper.com/LouRankin/pigs.jpg

The Sultan Of Smut 02-19-2005 06:34 AM

A buddy of mine scored with AFF. With Match.com I think you're gonna have to go through the mandatory 3 dates.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 02-19-2005 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMob
Does Match.com work?
As a surfer, someone that wants to get laid, I mean.



I believe the dating web sites (like Match.com) "work" in direct proportion to both your "ugliness" and the "desperation" of those with which you are trying to "hook up."


I've reformulated the statement in this way:

(The level of your ugliness) * (The desperation of your intended partner) = Your chance of success


1 = couldn't be any more

0 = couldn't be any less


So for example, if you are really ugly (lets say a .7) and you are trying to hook up with someone who isn't desperate (lets say a .1) then your chance of "success" would be a .07 (which is basically NO chance).

However . . .

Even if you are REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS (lets say a .90) but you are trying to hook up with someone who is EXTREMELY desperate (lets say a .85) then your chance of "success" would be a .765 which really is a pretty darn good chance!

ALERT: This formula does not work for good-looking people.

axelcat 02-19-2005 09:34 AM

you seriously want to get laid..........see sig

Der Schleicher 02-19-2005 10:21 AM

I trhink not.most of the people in match.com is looking more for a relationship rather than mere one night stands.


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