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Zester 03-02-2005 03:25 PM

i think i just killed someone
 
someone was fucking with me near my house, saying i was using his garbage dump, it got kinda ugly and he hit me with a rock
I noticed i was bleeding, i followed him home , shouted at him "hey shit face, come and finish what you started"
he was pissed , it looked like he wanted to kill me so I beat the crap out of him and I left him at the backyard of his house, he was screaming in pain for 10 min when i left him, holding his head
now I can see him from the window of my house on the second floor, he is still there, only he stopped moving

xlogger 03-02-2005 03:26 PM

ROFL!!!

Are you for real!!!! :warning :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KRL 03-02-2005 03:26 PM

You better call 911 and fast.

Icon 03-02-2005 03:26 PM

poke him with a stick it's a sure-fire solution

psyko514 03-02-2005 03:26 PM

here's a cookie: http://514bombed.com/smilies/cookie.gif

naitirps 03-02-2005 03:26 PM

hmm time to go wash up and get a story together... oh, and modify your post ;-)

ace0r 03-02-2005 03:27 PM

good thing you ran home and posted it on gfy.

i call bullshit

Chio The Pirate 03-02-2005 03:27 PM

That is seriously fucked up if true. Call an ambulance.

Re-enable Pirate Mode:

YARGH! Where be me Eye Patch, and me Booty! YARGH!! That's better.

polish_aristocrat 03-02-2005 03:27 PM

Paypal me $200 or I will send this thread to the FBI :warning

Just_Dave 03-02-2005 03:27 PM

take some pictures , all joking aside call for some help

xlogger 03-02-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514

nice sig. :thumbsup

Zester 03-02-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
ROFL!!!

Are you for real!!!! :warning :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

he is still there, i can see even though it is getting dark

sonofsam 03-02-2005 03:30 PM

hahahhaha

psyko514 03-02-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
he is still there, i can see even though it is getting dark

dude, you're so fucking cool! please teach me to be super cool like you!!!

Phoenix 03-02-2005 03:31 PM

change your story for the police...it will suck for you as you went into his backyard to get him

sickkittens 03-02-2005 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
That is seriously fucked up if true. Call an ambulance.

Re-enable Pirate Mode:

YARGH! Where be me Eye Patch, and me Booty! YARGH!! That's better.

Pirates aren't supposed to have feelings.

xlogger 03-02-2005 03:32 PM

I call this BULLLLLLLLLSHITTTT!!

Prove it by taking a picture.

mistress69 03-02-2005 03:33 PM

haha u are a idiot

move out of the ghetto

gh0st 03-02-2005 03:34 PM

Zester
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,202


you SHOULD know better than to post bs stories here by now...

if you're serious? you went to his house to get him instead of calling the pigs on him.. Police are going to charge you out the ass dude.. but I'd be more worried about this guys condition than what's going to happen with you.. if you have any heart you'll go to a payphone and annoymously call 911 in a disgused voice so this guy can get some fucking help.. He started the fight and threw a rock at you so he probably won't rat.. you need to do what I just told you to do, it could be life or death.. Love me or hate me I actually care.

sonofsam 03-02-2005 03:34 PM

go pose with his body and send it to rotten.com ... you will be famous!!!!!!!

Furious_Female 03-02-2005 03:34 PM

http://514bombed.com/smilies/cookie.gif

Roald 03-02-2005 03:36 PM

stupid if true, also stupid if not true.

gh0st 03-02-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gh0st
Zester
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,202


you SHOULD know better than to post bs stories here by now...

if you're serious? you went to his house to get him instead of calling the pigs on him.. Police are going to charge you out the ass dude.. but I'd be more worried about this guys condition than what's going to happen with you.. if you have any heart you'll go to a payphone and annoymously call 911 in a disgused voice so this guy can get some fucking help.. He started the fight and threw a rock at you so he probably won't rat.. you need to do what I just told you to do, it could be life or death.. Love me or hate me I actually care.

Hurry, he probably already choked on his blood to death..

brand0n 03-02-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

i call your 1 http://514bombed.com/smilies/cookie.gif and raise you http://514bombed.com/smilies/cookie.gif
http://514bombed.com/smilies/cookie.gif of my own

sickkittens 03-02-2005 03:37 PM

It's fake. Who does that and immediately comes on the internet to tell others?

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 03:37 PM

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/deadbody.jpg

sonofsam 03-02-2005 03:37 PM

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/btn/r...t%20retard.JPG

xlogger 03-02-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

n3rd are so predictable.

j/k

PatrickKing 03-02-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
someone was fucking with me near my house, saying i was using his garbage dump, it got kinda ugly and he hit me with a rock
I noticed i was bleeding, i followed him home , shouted at him "hey shit face, come and finish what you started"
he was pissed , it looked like he wanted to kill me so I beat the crap out of him and I left him at the backyard of his house, he was screaming in pain for 10 min when i left him, holding his head
now I can see him from the window of my house on the second floor, he is still there, only he stopped moving

You should definitly use his garbage dump now :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 03:38 PM

You should expect to see the following guy soon..

http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/columbo.jpg

gh0st 03-02-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
It's fake. Who does that and immediately comes on the internet to tell others?

If he dumb enough to be addicted to GFY, and he's dumb enough to beat somebody to death on their own property...

I'm going to have to say him.

Manowar 03-02-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zester 03-02-2005 03:39 PM

i hitted a family man

someone came out of his house, i guess his son, talked to him a little, he got up and in went to the house

i might get a little trouble with this

PatrickKing 03-02-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
i hitted a family man

someone came out of his house, i guess his son, talked to him a little, he got up and in went to the house

i might get a little trouble with this

*typing this as he drags his dead ass to the dump :1orglaugh

gh0st 03-02-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
i hitted a family man

someone came out of his house, i guess his son, talked to him a little, he got up and in went to the house

i might get a little trouble with this

aka the guy died in his backyard and you see his wife and young children around him crying and screaming, wondering who would do such a thing..

and you feel so awful about it that you're setting up a false reality and pretending that he came back from the dead and walked into his house :2 cents:

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
It's fake. Who does that and immediately comes on the internet to tell others?

You know what, I wouldn't be surprised.

sonofsam 03-02-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gh0st
aka the guy died in his backyard and you see his wife and young children around him crying and screaming, wondering who would do such a thing..

and you feel so awful about it that you're setting up a false reality and pretending that he came back from the dead and walked into his house :2 cents:

hahahahahahahaahhaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 03:46 PM

These guys did it, you can too.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

xlogger 03-02-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
i hitted a family man

hitted = not a word!

Farang 03-02-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
You should expect to see the following guy soon..

http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/columbo.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tahiti 03-02-2005 03:51 PM

please post picts :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 03-02-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
You should expect to see the following guy soon..

http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/columbo.jpg

:1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 03-02-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

:1orglaugh

FunForOne 03-02-2005 03:56 PM

The son walked out and said, "What happened dad?"


The dad said, "Go get my gun"

Holly 03-02-2005 03:58 PM

Just go downstairs and tell your mom you beat your little brother up again. You might get grounded, but she'll understand.

You might want to hurry up before your dad gets home and sees him lying there, though. :Oh crap

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 04:04 PM

SELL THE BODY TO THE NEAREST CHINESE BUFFET A.S.A.P.

tranza 03-02-2005 04:08 PM

Fake drama BS...

skillfull 03-02-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
SELL THE BODY TO THE NEAREST CHINESE BUFFET A.S.A.P.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

zentz 03-02-2005 04:13 PM

call an ambulance instead of posting to gfy lol

spideriux 03-02-2005 04:15 PM

we need pics :)


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