Welcome to me, ya bastards!
 

My name is Dildo. Im the Anal Hobbits half-brother, and he told mre that you could find free porn here. He alsos aid I should ask about building hitbots. Hi there. I'm Dildo. Gimmie kisses.

bwhahahahaahahaha

Of all the boneprone characters. This is the funniest name so far. Good job bp.

I guess you could go fuck yourself. (literally)

Are you threating me? I fuckin' cut you, slappy...up one side and down the other. I'm Dildo. I only came here for the free porn and the hitbots. Dont screw with a hostile Hobbit. Gimmie kisses.

Truthfuly I dont know who you are.


I dont have any half brothers.
And I dont think you are approved by the family.

Just my guess.

[This message has been edited by Anal Hobbit (edited 12-12-2001).]

Hey SPanko! As soon as I get my free porn and my motherfucking hitbots I be so gone from this board it's like I never here...gimmie kisses. Mom wants the cheese grated back, too, you fucking whore! We cannot enjoy life as much without it. Now get off my ass big brother till I get my shit in order!

bad perception.

Bad reception? What's wrong with your antenna Charlie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA! Thanks you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

Hmm. Looks like another wanna be looking for a war of characters.

We all know who I am, but who are you?

Are you backed by a family?
Who are you, and what do ya want other than someone who wants to be famous.

It seems you are knocking on the door of attention no doubt.

dildo your one funny mother fucker, GOFUCKYOURSELF!

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ok now that you have the attetnion, what are you going to do with it?

You are my family big brother. Im very sad now. I'm your brother, and you deny it here in public. Remember how mom always used to tell us little hobbits that if we wer acting like assholes that she would nail us to the table and let homeless people and dogs eat off of out naked torsos while we were nailed there? I remember you being nailed to the table. I remember you yelling for Dildo Baggins to come save you from the collie-dog that was licking gravy off of you cock cause he has the shiny teeth. Dildo is sad. Givce me my hitbots and free porn and I will go. But mom still wants the gratted cheese you have.

Huh?

this shit is hilarious when you are stoned, trust me

huh?

im stoned it makes no sence

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u need more drugs!

Hey hippies! Why do you ignore me? Im Dildo. When others come to the board, everyone is all GOFUCKYOURSELF! HERE IS HOW TO MAKE A HITBOT! HERE IS SOME PORN FOR YOU! Do you not love Dildo? Has my brother been telling lies about me? Please lov me and squeeze me.