A quick tribute to Bill Hicks
 

"Simply the funniest video on Earth" - Ken Leick, Austin Chronicle

If you've heard him, then you know it's true.

He used to rant about everything. He used to say, "it's the comedy of hate. Join me"

HE spoke often about bible thumpers which is maybe why I like him so much. Just kidding, but it would make a great addition to my site. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Tool did a tribute to him on Aenema, and had a painting of Bill hicks on the inside cover art.

I was just thinking about him earlier from a different post, and just wanted to come up with a small tribute. And to introduce him to those of you who don't know him.

Here is a small collection of links and quotes.

http://www.cvrevive.com/sacredcow/mp3s/dinosaurs.mp3

You die, You go to heaven to see St.Peter.
(he asks) 'Did you believe in Dinosaurs?'
Well, yeah, there were fossils everywhere."
What are you an idiot? God Was fucking with you! Giant flying lizards? You moron!"

"Now we have women priests, what do you think of that? ... I think it fine... now we got priests of both sexes that I don't listen to. Fuck, I don't care. Have one with 3 balls and 8 titties I don't fuckin care. Y'know, have a hermaphrodite one, I don't care."


http://www.cvrevive.com/sacredcow/mp3s/clam_sonic.mp3

"Clam Lappers and Sonic The Hedgehog!! That was just one weekend... That's a pretty scarry was to celebrate the resurection of christ."

"They should have interactive porno...This is technology SOLELY for Porno films as far as I'm concerned... We're gonna film people fuckin and suckin. Cool. Now go crazy.... Go ahead and satisfy my base carnal fuckin needs! Interactive porno, that's the future my friends"

http://www.cvrevive.com/sacredcow/mp3s/marketing.mp3

"By the way if anyone here is in marketing or advertising, KILL YOURSELF... Just planting seeds, no joke here, just kill yourself, you are satan's little helpers... Now back to the show...( all the advertising people are thinking, "Oh, bill is going for that anti-marketing dollar, that's a huge market... just look at our research")


Australians, Easter, and the Gideons.
"Has anyone actually ever seen a gideon? All I know is that follow me all over the place putting bible in hotle rooms" http://www.sacredcow.com/hicks/feb_26/

final TV interview here. http://www.sacredcow.com/hicks/capzeyez.html

Real player videos. http://www.sacredcow.com/hicks/saneman/vidsound.html


Bill Hicks
12/16/61 - 2/26/94

Bill Hicks was a comedy god, taken waaay too soon...not sure if it's on video, but his HBO special "Revelations" was one of the funniest comedy shows I've ever seen...

"MC Hammer's not dancing, that's satan's cum eating the lining of his stomach"



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R.I.P. Bill Hicks

He will be missed

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Bill Hicks. the one and only....


- did you ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?

"Not a time to quit smoking kids, hahaha

But I fucking did it.

And yes, I miss' em.

It is hard to quit smoking. Everyone of them looks real good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God,
rolled by Jesus, and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now." - Bill Hicks

here's the whole transcript to his "Revelations" special (not as funny reading it as it was watching it). It was taped in London, so when he references "here" that's what he's talking about. http://www.billhicks.com/darktimes/o...rds/revel.html

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[This message has been edited by SykkBoy2 (edited 12-13-2001).]