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kittykat69 12-13-2001 03:36 PM

Where the FUCK is MY shirt ????!!!!???
 
I got my first 100 points like 3 months ago now and the first thing I did was order a GO FUCK YOURSELF T-shirt

it's still not here - and even though you guys might like the thought of me sitting around my house naked - I might just need it for when I eventually do decide to go outside (once a year)

So send me a shirt - everyone else has sent me shirts - damnit - one board has sent me two t shirts they had made especially for me and I don't even post nude pics there!!! lol

So send me a shirt -

actyally you know what? a baby t or a singlet style would be nice (don't wanna cover up too much lol) I'm only 5'2" so make sure it's a small one - but with lots of chest room so it'll still fit whdn i finally get round to getting my implants sometime after vegas !

oh yeah and I want it sent by global priority and I want it for xmas so i can wear it on the plane and thru customs when i get to the states YEAH!

oh yeah and I want a xmas card sent with it to - with a personal apology for making me freeze my ass of here with no shirt

and i'd also like the keys to Lens' car -that would be a nice present too!

while you're at it a cheque for a million smakaroos wouldn't go astray

and anything else you have laying around there you don't need...

anyone else wanna put an order in???!!


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B.Diker 12-13-2001 03:40 PM

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Nysus 12-13-2001 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:
"whdn i finally get round to getting my implants sometime after vegas !"

Implants? WHY implants?!

Cheers

Eric 12-13-2001 03:40 PM

T-shirt's??? We are out of those... But I can get you a swift kick in the ass... I will save that a deliver it in Vegas!

Tam 12-13-2001 03:40 PM

I'd let you have one of mine but I don't think they'd fit ya, my tits are bigger and might I add they are REAL!!

I have a few of them.. and a few of the sweatshirts...... I wear one everyday...... IN PUBLIC and all.

I know a ton of people have them, but I bet ya not alot have the balls to wear them everywhere they go....... rotfl

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AaronM 12-13-2001 03:53 PM

Boy, I sure do like my new sweatshirt and t-shirt. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif My friends and family are not real happy about them. The guy in black who stands at the front of the church was amazed though.

Since Kitty is getting the keys to Lensman's car, I figure I do not need to rent a car in Vegas. Are we gonna hire a Chauffeur so we can have fun in the back seat Kitty?

SleazyDream 12-13-2001 03:54 PM

sorry kittykat, they only send shirts to big RUDE Ugly fat guys like me.

kittykat69 12-13-2001 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM:

Since Kitty is getting the keys to Lensman's car, I figure I do not need to rent a car in Vegas. Are we gonna hire a Chauffeur so we can have fun in the back seat Kitty?


Only if we both bring our cameras !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


Redeyes - a kick in the ass??
I'd rather have a big dick in my ass !!!

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Eric 12-13-2001 04:01 PM

Sorry I can't help you with that... I am not in the BIG catagory... I am in the HUGE catagory.

Tam 12-13-2001 04:05 PM

THAT ain't no shit, fucker sent me pics and it took me 20 minutes to download just 3 pics on a dsl. Compression didn't even work on that puppy......... or should I say mule? Hmm......... but jesus christ!!!!!

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Eric 12-13-2001 04:06 PM

DAMMIT!!! Lightning wasn't suppose to send you those pictures! I really have to stop being talked into these photo shoots with all the girls in Vegas!

kittykat69 12-13-2001 04:07 PM

*drool*

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Tam 12-13-2001 04:08 PM

Well I don't know about any her........ all I seen was dick...... EVERYWHERE......... I can kinda deal with a little pain during sex, but not being ripped in half.. YOU stay away from me. LMAO

Tam

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boneprone 12-13-2001 04:09 PM

My Tits are also real.

Tam 12-13-2001 04:12 PM

Boneprone, guess I'll know next week about yours, no? GOD I can't wait. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Tam

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Eric 12-13-2001 04:14 PM

And sad to say, yes boneprone does actually have tits. You know Bitch Tits just like Meatloaf in Fight Club.

KittyKat... Keep that cummin that stuff is great lube!

Tam... I guess I will just have to take you off the VIP list... You know Very Important Pussy!

kittykat69 12-13-2001 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
My Tits are also real.
Tits AND dick???! I am in love!!!

BTW - see you at the show - I'm bringing 20 ppl - how many you gonna bring?


AaronM 12-13-2001 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:

Only if we both bring our cameras !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Deal. I just hired a midget from Circus, Circus to video tape too. Those guys can get some pretty creative angles going on.

Tam 12-13-2001 04:16 PM

My pussy IS very important, that's exactly why I don't want it all stretched out of shape baby. I am all old and shit but you still can't drive a volkswagon up there, and 'd like to keep it that way. YOU scare me!!!

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Eric 12-13-2001 04:18 PM

It is a good quality. Fear keeps most of the women away. Lets me narrow it down to only the privilaged few.

AaronM 12-13-2001 04:21 PM

Hmm, think of it this way... A pussy is like any other muscle. The more you work it, the stronger and tighter it gets. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Work it baby!

Tam 12-13-2001 04:22 PM

Well you just go "privilege" all the women you want, I want all my shit in tact after sex, not walking all fucked up for a week afterwards. Screw all that. You have one of those in one end out the other type toys there babe. LOL

Tam

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kittykat69 12-13-2001 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM:
Hmm, think of it this way... A pussy is like any other muscle. The more you work it, the stronger and tighter it gets. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Work it baby!

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!

only a man would say that!

If that was true - then I wouldn't be able to fit a toothpick in my cunt after all the vids I've done! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif


AaronM 12-13-2001 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:
WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!

only a man would say that!

If that was true - then I wouldn't be able to fit a toothpick in my cunt after all the vids I've done! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif


A toothpick huh? Well, I guess Boneprone might be in luck. Although I still think there would be room to spare, from what Dank tells me.

Tam 12-13-2001 04:33 PM

Kegal excercises........... keeps that fucker all nice and tight and he loves it when I do it at certain times. So YES it does keep it tight... with the RIGHT workout!!

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AaronM 12-13-2001 04:34 PM

and work in and work out and work in and work out...........

kittykat69 12-13-2001 04:36 PM

I'm not saying it doesn't make you tight - it's just that there has to be some cut off point - like just HOW tight can a pussy get??


AaronM 12-13-2001 04:40 PM

How tight can a pussy get? Is that a trick question?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-13-2001 04:42 PM

OK .... there is only ONE true way we can settle this ...

Both TAM and KITTY have to scan their pussies and post it here !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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AaronM 12-13-2001 04:43 PM

Great suggestion

kittykat69 12-13-2001 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
OK .... there is only ONE true way we can settle this ...

Both TAM and KITTY have to scan their pussies and post it here !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


Gimme 5 minutes....


AaronM 12-13-2001 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:
Gimme 5 minutes....


5 minutes? Either you have a slow scanner or a big pussy.

kittykat69 12-13-2001 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM:
5 minutes? Either you have a slow scanner or a big pussy.
It's a $20k scanner - I can't just turn the power on and sit on it - i have to give it some foreplay first!!


Wiredoctor 12-13-2001 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
OK .... there is only ONE true way we can settle this ...

Both TAM and KITTY have to scan their pussies and post it here !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


This sounds like a good suggestion...OK I'll go for it.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif



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kmanrox 12-13-2001 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam:
Well you just go "privilege" all the women you want, I want all my shit in tact after sex, not walking all fucked up for a week afterwards. Screw all that. You have one of those in one end out the other type toys there babe. LOL

Tam



you are a sexually deprived old lady, arent you?

=-)


-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-13-2001 05:01 PM

Kitty !!!!!!!! Enough scanner 4play !!
5 mins is long up !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif

Hehehehe ... I was just thinking ... one of those cheap little portable handheld scanners would make this interesting ... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

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kittykat69 12-13-2001 05:20 PM

Okay here you go:

sorry it took so long my scanner was getting a bit excited:


http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/shit/mypussy.jpg

kittykat69 12-13-2001 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
Kitty !!!!!!!! Enough scanner 4play !!
5 mins is long up !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif

Hehehehe ... I was just thinking ... one of those cheap little portable handheld scanners would make this interesting ... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif


Heee- i was posting same time as you!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-13-2001 05:26 PM

Hahahaha

You gotta luv an EXIBITIONIST with cute little chewy bits ! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

-=HUNGRYMAN APPROVED=- indeed !!

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Eric 12-13-2001 06:39 PM

It is a good quality. Fear keeps most of the women away. Lets me narrow it down to only the privilaged few.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 12-13-2001 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes:
It is a good quality. Fear keeps most of the women away. Lets me narrow it down to only the privilaged few.
Eric ... put down the BONG man ... you posted that exact same thing over 2 hours ago !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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