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DarkJedi 03-05-2005 02:30 PM

Woman Impaled In Tub For 6 Hours, She is 92
 
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 92-year-old Harlem woman who fell in her bathtub became impaled on the cold water tap and screamed for help for more than six hours before she was rescued, the fire department said.
After falling on Wednesday, Thelma Riley banged on walls and shouted for help for hours, said Lt. James McCluskey. "The neighbors at first thought it was a plumber," he said.

Neighbors finally used a key to get into the apartment, finding Riley with the four-pronged knob stuck in her lower back, the Daily News reported.

Firefighters cut the metal tap with bolt cutters and took her to Harlem Hospital where it was removed. "It was in there pretty good," McCluskey said.

Riley was resting at the Harlem Hospital on Thursday.

Rorschach 03-05-2005 02:31 PM

excellent

Google Expert 03-05-2005 02:32 PM

What exactly does "stuck in her lower back" mean?

websiex 03-05-2005 02:32 PM

Wasn't the US government behind it?

DarkJedi 03-05-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cylon
What exactly does "stuck in her lower back" mean?


It's a nice way of saying it went in one of her orifices.

Manowar 03-05-2005 02:36 PM

she got assraped by the tap rofl.

Google Expert 03-05-2005 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
It's a nice way of saying it went in one of her orifices.

Which one?

Martin 03-05-2005 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach
excellent

Dude lose that sig...
What's wrong with you?

DarkJedi 03-05-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cylon
Which one?

Why do you insist on explicity?

Wiggles 03-05-2005 04:31 PM

thats a sad thing to happen to someone that is that old :(

thefool 03-05-2005 04:39 PM

at college the shower knob was long and you pull it up to turn on the water. the shower stall was narrow, and theres a small bench in the back that you can put your foot on, when shaving your legs. It never failed, you'd always hear (or be the one) to yelp "WOAH!" lol Never was IMPALED, but a lil shocked with a cold metal handle every now & then... lol

Icon 03-05-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach
excellent

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sonofsam 03-05-2005 04:43 PM

"i'm falling.... im falling and i cant get up"

tungsten 03-05-2005 05:42 PM

four-pronged knob stuck in her lower back.. shit

Pornwolf 03-05-2005 06:59 PM

That's not a good thing. Ouch!

RRRED 03-05-2005 07:13 PM

:( that is so sad to be that old and alone and get hurt like that :(

pornguy 03-05-2005 07:14 PM

It is amazing at how well some old people hold up with an injury like that.

smack 03-05-2005 07:25 PM

that had to fucking hurt. goddamn.

i saw one of those emergency room shows a while back. well, some guy had slipped and fallen in his tub, and his soap holder had sliced into him. it went up his back and basically flayed him. he had a huge flap of skin hanging off. it was gross.

Spunky 03-05-2005 07:26 PM

Poor old woman..that must have been horrible

reynold 03-07-2005 12:21 AM

Interesting article.

hydro 03-07-2005 02:19 AM

when i get old im going to get one of those life alert things


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