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Marie 04-06-2005 06:25 AM

Is there such a thing as a money collection agency for the adult biz?
 
If there is, let me know, If there isn't, start one and Freeones might be your first customer.

It's mainly for going after affiliate programs that never paid and/or owe a few payments.

mortenb 04-06-2005 06:27 AM

Why not just use the regular collection agencies?

Spunky 04-06-2005 06:27 AM

I haven't heard of any..sometimes backyard justice is the only way

Pete-KT 04-06-2005 06:29 AM

Just knock on there door and request payment, if your afraid then stay home broke

Marie 04-06-2005 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT
Just knock on there door and request payment, if your afraid then stay home broke

The reason for staying home is having to plan a whole trip around the world for it. We're based in the Netherlands so we can't just jump on a plane everytime we have a case of someone that doesn't pay.
Plus, we're happy to pay a nice percentage per collection. So why not leave it to people who specialize in it (legally)?

com 04-06-2005 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maria M.
If there is, let me know, If there isn't, start one and Freeones might be your first customer.

It's mainly for going after affiliate programs that never paid and/or owe a few payments.

I would be more than happy to offer my services. I come fully loaded, and an experienced Hell's Angel's debt collector comes as part of the package. Prices are negotiable, you will pay for all travel and expenses plus a percentage of the debt collected.

This is Pitbull my collections agent, enough said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...l/pitbull3.bmp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ll/pitbull.bmp

ssp 04-06-2005 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
I would be more than happy to offer my services. I come fully loaded, and an experienced Hell's Angel's debt collector comes as part of the package. Prices are negotiable, you will pay for all travel and expenses plus a percentage of the debt collected.

This is Pitbull my collections agent, enough said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...l/pitbull3.bmp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ll/pitbull.bmp

He looks like a sensitive guy!

com 04-06-2005 06:34 AM

Future Blue is on the verge of receiving the Pitbull experience... I'll let them testify to his effectiveness if it comes down to it ;)

KRL 04-06-2005 06:35 AM

http://travel.discovery.com/fansites...y/sopranos.jpg

You might want to try FuckYouPayMe.com :thumbsup :1orglaugh

com 04-06-2005 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp
He looks like a sensitive guy!

I've known him since I was 6, and he's quite effective at what he does. Not to mention he comes with quite the entourage.

com 04-06-2005 06:38 AM

by the way, I am not joking at all. these services are up for hire, just let me know.

Pleasurepays 04-06-2005 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by com
I've known him since I was 6, and he's quite effective at what he does. Not to mention he comes with quite the entourage.

you mean he is quite effective at what he does during the brief periods of time he is not in prison for what he does.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

com 04-06-2005 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
you mean he is quite effective at what he does during the brief periods of time he is not in prison for what he does.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

let me put it this way, he does not go to prison for what he does. it is my job to make sure of that.

com 04-06-2005 07:11 AM

ICQ is being gay at the moment or I would have shot you a msg by now. If this truly is a concern, please let me know more on the specifics of the issue at hand. I am sure we can get your money back.

brand0n 04-06-2005 07:17 AM

this has got to be a joke right?

com 04-06-2005 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n
this has got to be a joke right?

if they need a collection made, and it's worth our time... I'm not joking around.

com 04-06-2005 07:49 AM

Well, hit me up if you're serious about this.

DutchTeenCash 04-06-2005 07:52 AM

nice Ill make note of this :) Shame the guys who owe me arent in the US...

HorseShit 04-06-2005 07:53 AM

We take the money outta them, FORGETTTT ABOUT we'll take care of these scum bags

com 04-06-2005 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
nice Ill make note of this :) Shame the guys who owe me arent in the US...

We don't mind international travel one bit. As a matter of fact if you can make a collection coincide with a vacational journey I'd be more than happy to wave travel expenses.

HorseShit 04-06-2005 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by com
We don't mind international travel one bit. As a matter of fact if you can make a collection coincide with a vacational journey I'd be more than happy to wave travel expenses.

I want into your circle of badness. Where do I apply? I will kick mofos asses :)

com 04-06-2005 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis
I want into your circle of badness. Where do I apply? I will kick mofos asses :)

thats all you need, the will to kick much ass... you are in the circle of power! this is almost a debt collection agency at this point!

HorseShit 04-06-2005 09:58 AM

ok, I will cover the New England states from now on

com 04-06-2005 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis
ok, I will cover the New England states from now on

w3rd eight chars...

american pervert 04-06-2005 10:01 AM

maria- just tell me when you want me to go over and pick up the cash. I can be in l.a. in less then 3 hours

com 04-06-2005 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by american perv
maria- just tell me when you want me to go over and pick up the cash. I can be in l.a. in less then 3 hours

43 minutes 10 seconds from san diego to pico ave downtown la, leaving sd at 4:00pm on a friday

Nicky 04-06-2005 10:06 AM

me and my homies can cover Sweden for ya :pimp

com 04-06-2005 10:08 AM

ok, if some select madmen feel like taking up arms internationally, i think we could have a quite lucrative business =]

com 04-06-2005 10:10 AM

"Putting crooks to the wrong end of a Mossberg since '05"

Radical Rick 04-06-2005 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I haven't heard of any..sometimes backyard justice is the only way

Very nice...

Pornopat 04-06-2005 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maria M.
If there is, let me know, If there isn't, start one and Freeones might be your first customer.

It's mainly for going after affiliate programs that never paid and/or owe a few payments.


So its not about that cup I have belonging to ssp?
:helpme

american pervert 04-06-2005 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
43 minutes 10 seconds from san diego to pico ave downtown la, leaving sd at 4:00pm on a friday

but I know who she's looking for ;-)

Chris 04-06-2005 10:48 AM

ill do it for 25% :D

pradaboy 04-06-2005 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
ok, if some select madmen feel like taking up arms internationally, i think we could have a quite lucrative business =]

I have a few friends who could cover the Netherlands... and they're not really the talking type (but that's what I'm for right) :thumbsup

WiredGuy 04-06-2005 10:57 AM

Money is money. Collection agencies should take it on no problem.
WG

Phoenix 04-06-2005 11:01 AM

i got ripped off by someone overseas :(

american pervert 04-06-2005 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
i got ripped off by someone overseas :(


We've all got our stories.. if you havn't been ripped off yet, it'll happen, just wait..

Rui 04-06-2005 11:46 AM

great thread lol

xanx 04-06-2005 11:50 AM

I need 7k collected from Australia,

Dugmor 04-06-2005 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maria M.
If there is, let me know, If there isn't, start one and Freeones might be your first customer.

It's mainly for going after affiliate programs that never paid and/or owe a few payments.

http://www.webmastertour.com/picture...images/049.jpg


These guys are the most well known..... but I am sure you can find some smaller ones that can do the job !

Mike Dutch 04-06-2005 11:58 AM

Good idea Maria!!

The mean problem is that you will have to deal with international law, and some countries that are in taxfree heavens where they are hard to approach since the bankaccounts and companies are confidentinal there.. So getting the right info to prosicute them is hard, aftert getting the info you will need to start a lawsuite with a country that mostly don't have a deal with the netherlands/us about these issues.

There are some consulting ours at the UVA in amsterdam where you could gain some information. I think it definately is a interesting market !!

Pleasurepays 04-06-2005 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
let me put it this way, he does not go to prison for what he does. it is my job to make sure of that.

you are like a 10th grader trying to impress junior high kids. its lame.

Marie 04-07-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
let me put it this way, he does not go to prison for what he does. it is my job to make sure of that.

Right. That sounds like something that I see on The Sopranos. Don't get me wrong, I love that show, but I'm more like the pacifist type. Ahem. :1orglaugh

Marie 04-07-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
So its not about that cup I have belonging to ssp?
:helpme

Hahaha, no we can cover that ourselves. Expect us to pay you a visit REAL soon! Like, this year. Or next year. Or, well, someday.

Danny Dukes 04-07-2005 12:08 AM

Yes his name is Mark Speigler and he owns www.speiglergirls.com He is not someone to be fucked with. I could use his services about now!

Marie 04-07-2005 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
i got ripped off by someone overseas :(

Let's make a trade! I'll collect at my side of the ocean, you at your side? :winkwink:

ytcracker 04-07-2005 12:10 AM

ive been fucked out of mid five figures in this business in my life

i just brush my shoulders off now

FreeOnes 04-07-2005 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui
great thread lol

yes most are very usefull replies :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 04-07-2005 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx
I need 7k collected from Australia,

Were just at $500 from an Aussie Photographer who just vanished but Id spend a LOT more to see him beg :)

Pornopat 04-07-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maria M.
Hahaha, no we can cover that ourselves. Expect us to pay you a visit REAL soon! Like, this year. Or next year. Or, well, someday.

Looking forward to it!
:winkwink:


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