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Juicy D. Links 04-07-2005 03:04 PM

Axe "BodyWash" shit doesnt work.
 
I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product :(

Nylz 04-07-2005 03:05 PM

Did you get harassed by horny twinks tho?

CDSmith 04-07-2005 03:06 PM

Their body spray and pit stick works good though. I got attacked 3 times yesterday.

Jon2 04-07-2005 03:07 PM

Sue them juicy

Jon

abyss_al 04-07-2005 03:09 PM

http://www.islandtrends.com/tommy_ba...ens_fragrances :thumbsup


pimp pimp pimp :pimp

bryany 04-07-2005 03:22 PM

Its all about the Old Spice body wash

viki 04-07-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bryany
Its all about the Old Spice body wash

Agreed. Old Spice makes me jump my boyfriend's bones. :wetkiss

Thurbs 04-07-2005 03:32 PM

i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

MandyBlake 04-07-2005 03:39 PM

am i the only one who think axe smells like crap?

WiredGuy 04-07-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thurbs
i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

They probably wanted you to buy them shoes too :)
WG

JFK 04-07-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
They probably wanted you to buy them shoes too :)
WG

you just had to spoil his fantasy, didnt you? :1orglaugh

Pete-KT 04-07-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thurbs
i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

Well its not there fault you look 15 ;)

candyflip 04-07-2005 04:31 PM

One of my friend's mom just told me that I smell yummy. She's a MILF too.

I showered with Axe Body Spray. :thumbsup

Mango 04-07-2005 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
One of my friend's mom just told me that I smell yummy. She's a MILF too.

I showered with Axe Body Spray. :thumbsup

Well, I didn't shower in the last 12 years and my granny told me the same :winkwink:

seeric 04-07-2005 04:33 PM

yeah that shit happened to me too. i did what it says on the bottle but when i got in the elevator, all the chicks did was look at me all crazy. none of them hit the emrgency stop button and raped me. that shit sucks.

PurrrsianPussyKat 04-07-2005 04:37 PM

I think it's really for gay men, but a commercial with a guy going out and getting attacked by other men wouldn't fly in conservative usa. Every gay man I know wears that scent. lol

Thurbs 04-07-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
you just had to spoil his fantasy, didnt you? :1orglaugh

hahah .. and here I thought I was the pimp :1orglaugh

Za Ha 04-07-2005 05:18 PM

Worked for me, maybe you got an expired one...

sexyclicks 04-07-2005 05:19 PM

Old Spice!

Juicy D. Links 04-07-2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Their body spray and pit stick works good though. I got attacked 3 times yesterday.

going to pick some up now :pimp

Juicy D. Links 04-07-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al


NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :pimp

TaDoW 04-07-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product :(

I can give you the # to our attorney :thumbsup

crockett 04-07-2005 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product :(

you put it on backwards

Spunky 04-07-2005 06:02 PM

I still prefer my Brut and Old spice..chicks dig that shit

frankfortuna 04-07-2005 06:05 PM

I recommend LŽEau dŽIssey

http://store.nordstrom.com/product/p...tyleID=2828134

Wiggles 04-07-2005 07:17 PM

you have to spray it on your penis, then it'll work!

Doctor Dre 04-07-2005 07:18 PM

That's what I use ... smells goooooooood :P

Nembrionic 04-07-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product :(


That's because it only works on sexy people! Apparently you haven't been paying attention while watching the ad :1orglaugh

Funky Bastard 04-07-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product :(


Try the body spray I find they like that more.

Greg Jacobson 04-07-2005 08:06 PM

Next time spike their drink with it instead of spraying it on your body. Works for me :pimp

They usually wake up by morning.

xclusive 04-07-2005 08:46 PM

I just go natural and don't shower and the girls fall at my feet literally:) Can't wait to see ya in Montreal:)

jamesonxx 04-07-2005 08:57 PM

yeah go the natural way and let your mojos do the work for you

SmokeyTheBear 04-07-2005 08:59 PM

you have it backwards the body spray is for women attacking you , the body wash is for when your being chased naked by a pack of dogs

Niko Bimini 04-07-2005 09:07 PM

Shit I was going to buy some of that stuff tomorrow!!! Was counting on it to get me some action this weekend.

It doesn't work? :(



Good meeting you in Phoenix Juicy! :thumbsup

Pornwolf 04-07-2005 09:19 PM

I think that shit is too metro. I get attacked by wearing Givenchy and other fragrances not sold in K-Mart .

Poppy 04-07-2005 09:26 PM

They have the best ads in the bathrooms.

Slap Dot 04-07-2005 09:33 PM

Juicy, you need to be at least semi-attractive for it to work?. Sorry, bro, things don?t look good for you?

Pleasurepays 04-07-2005 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product :(

what is it that you were trying to wash off your body that did not come off? maybe you can try acetone or paint thinner... or gasonline.

:winkwink:

Rob 04-07-2005 10:07 PM

Did you get the Middle Eastern Strength can?

reynold 04-07-2005 10:35 PM

Yeah better sue them for false advertisement. I was thinking of doing the same against Mentos.

pstation 04-13-2005 05:31 AM

My friend goes through cans of AXE the way some drug addicts go through heroin, and i can catagorically say he has never had any luck with the ladies. He stinks worse than a car freshener tree. I have told him numerous times to never use that crap but he persists due to those damn commercials. He is a true product of the american materialistic childhood. Every person, man or woman, who has been over when he "AXE's up" has complained they cant breathe and wonder what the hell is that smell.


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