I dislocated my jaw(don't do drugs kids)
 

This is going to sound bad.



I've been working out pretty hard lately, and I usually eat a double meat roast chicken sub at subway right after. Well, two days ago was no different.


Until the drugs.


I hurt my shoulder mountain biking last year. Sometimes I get a lingering pain in it as it still hasn't fully healed. Well, the other day I tripped over the 150 pound rotti that I live with and jarred my shoulder, requiring immediate medical attention. That means dope. Yes, the stinky green pain relief. ( Anyone who works using a mouse on the same arm as a torn rotator cuff will know why it )


I got the munchies soon after, and opening my mouth as absolutely wide as it will go, I heard a pop.



Uh oh.



I ran upstairs, spit out the food, and checking my mouth for a missing chiclet, I notice my jaw feels funky. Whoa, the teeth aren't closing even on the back anymore.


I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I guess I'll find out for sure tomorrow, but the side of my jaw is pretty sore so I'm guessing it IS dislocated.


I wonder if I can detact the other side and then open my face up like a snake?

thats pretty fucked up. where do you ride? im need some new places to bike in van.

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Sure it was munchies... I heard Warchild has got a pretty big cock, don't you coincedentally live with him? ;)

DH

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ouch I hope it isn't too bad

Mark you've bit more pillows than a Neverland sleepover :winkwink:

fuck man.. hope everything is ok!

My favorite is CBC to Ned's Atomic Dustbin on Mt Seymour. I got hurt on my first run down Cypess. :(



Here's my bike:


http://www.lr-racing.com/club43ma/sc-v10.jpg



Where and what do you ride?

You may have TMJ (temporomandibular joint) issues where your jaw can be put out of alignment with your skull. I developed it after being in a car accident and I can (and sometimes must) put my jaw back into proper alignment... often with a loud and clearly audible *snap*.

FWIW - If you have TMJ problems, it won't mess with you much. Occasionally a headache, that's about it.

i grew up on the shore riding anything i could find on cypress and pretty much left it at that. obv did ubc a bit but that shits not so fun. did a few races, just casual class when i was kid. right now i have a stumpjumper m2 hardtail with bomber's and an old school little stumpjumper, straight forks and all but weighs nothing.

That is what I was thinking . . . I caused both of my ex-wives to get it from sucking my cock. Are you sure it was a sandwich?

Just for the record MJ DID give me alcohol ;)

DH

Fuck I had some pretty spectacular crashes in Whistler


You been there?


On the "Billy Goat" trail ( I can't remember what it's called, the one with all the elevated wood platforms on the Garbonzo or whatever it's called part of the mountain ) I flew out of the exit S curves on a muddy day and I lost control at like 30 kph before the bridge and I fell into the mud before the bridge and slid like 20 feet in mud and then OFF the bridge into the dirt underneath it on the other side. That didn't hurt but holy SHXT I almost crapped myself.

I WAS pretty stoned, and I ordered no mayo, so I think I am sure it was lunch

crazy. i never did much riding up whistler... a few times but what i did was the easy easy stuff cos my pops aint as mobile as he once was yknow.

im working on healing from a nice dirt bike fuck up the other day when i was down in cali. layed the bike down nice on my leg, burnt the living fuck out of like a foot long of my leg. could barely walk for a couple days but its starting to heal so of to whistler tomorrow for a last day of skiing :)

Damn, that's gotta hurt. How are you now? :(

my brother has a permanent dislocated jaw
anytime he chews it goes pop
rather annoying
and it was from past acid / ectacy use

ouch :Oh crap Hope it gets better.

what the fuck does that have to do with drugs?

sounds like stupidity to me :)

Maybee PhatZane kicked his ass!!! j/k

so does this mean the phrase: 'just say no' shed new meaning to you?

This sounds like warchilds big meat rod was at it again :)

DUke

Stupidity?


Yes, I am stupid because my jaw popped out of he joint. That makes sense, a ton. Yes, my brainpower is directly connected to the fact that my jaw can easily come unhooked.


The dentist popped it back in on Friday, and ooooh, it felt nice! He said I can probably learn how to disconnect both sides, but I won't be able to swallow a live kangaroo or anything. :(

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