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justsexxx 04-11-2005 08:55 AM

People that goto church, why you go?
 
Just curious, why do you go?
You believe there is one god, who created the earth and all "live" on it?

No flaming, just interested and curious

Andre

TheLegacy 04-11-2005 08:56 AM

in the beginning God created man - later man decided to return the favor

European Lee 04-11-2005 09:01 AM

I go for the free wine :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

JD 04-11-2005 09:55 AM

the chicks. they're mostly clean...

Pornopat 04-11-2005 10:01 AM

They need me. I am a preacherman.

DaddysGirl 04-11-2005 10:02 AM

its a good place to think/meditate...

mahoney 04-11-2005 10:06 AM

To Pick Up Chicks and ummm to be Saved ? :1orglaugh

Mr Dickovitch 04-11-2005 10:06 AM

Why do you voluntarily surrender to Muslims so they will be the majority religion in your country? No flaming, just interested and curious.

Violetta 04-11-2005 10:10 AM

Dont think there is many people on this board that goes to church! lol

DWB 04-11-2005 10:29 AM

Some people go because they fear God and what will happen to them if they DON'T go. The fear spending all eternity in hell fire and brimstone.

Others go because they need that faith... maybe to feel that they are not alone in this world and life means something. Some people just need to believe in something to get them through.

Some feel guilty for some shit they have done and go there for forgiveness. As if they can repent and it cancels it all out and they get a "do over" and it's all OK.

And then the really dumb and brain washed ones go because they honestly think they will be rewarded in the after life in a magical place called "Heaven" where they will get to be with all their dead friends, family and pets again for all blissful eternity.

I personally don't go to Church or believe in organized religion. A man/woman can find spirituality anywhere and does not need a building filled with knuckle heads (asking you for money) to get it.

European Lee 04-11-2005 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
A man/woman can find spirituality anywhere and does not need a building filled with knuckle heads (asking you for money) to get it.

Dont know what church you have been going to but our local church actually gives me a huge plate full of money each Sunday :)

They pass it around the people in front of and, next to me then give me the cash which i put in my pocket.

The best thing is, after i take it all, they keep on passing it around so that when i go next week the plate is full again :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

SleazyDream 04-11-2005 10:42 AM

it's fun to hunt for chicks that will become obsessive with you!

DWB 04-11-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee
Dont know what church you have been going to but our local church actually gives me a huge plate full of money each Sunday :)

They pass it around the people in front of and, next to me then give me the cash which i put in my pocket.

The best thing is, after i take it all, they keep on passing it around so that when i go next week the plate is full again :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hydro 04-11-2005 11:21 AM

I stopped going to church when I was about 14, these days churches aren?t used to pray or anything instead they are a social club where you go to meet up with other single people. I don?t agree with some of the things the church practices and when the bible has been translated and rewritten so many times by people who probably have an agenda so I just live by karma and that as long as I don?t murder or rape anyone its all good :thumbsup

nofx 04-11-2005 11:32 AM

I go to laugh at all the morons that goto church, then i roll a few grenades down the isle and watch and laugh as all the little mindless peons scatter

Workshop_Willy 04-11-2005 11:38 AM

"Some keep the Sabbath going to church;
I keep it staying at home,
With a bobolink for a chorister,
And an orchard for a dome."
~ Emily Dickinson

cambaby 04-11-2005 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx
People that goto church, why you go?

1. You must be a programmer because you used GOTO. :1orglaugh

2. God? Church? Religion? I tell you what I dont know but it all started somewhere. Even if evolutionists could explain our human history where did the material that made the material come from? Evolution has to start somewhere and for it to start somewhere it has to exist, if you understand what I am saying.

3. Therefore I can conclude whether it be a God or alien, or this is all just a figment of someones imagination there is something GREATER THAN US out there. What it is we may never know.

chodadog 04-11-2005 11:46 AM

Here's a crazy concept. Perhaps they go to hear the word of their chosen faith.

I don't go to church myself. But why would anyone have a problem with someone else going to church? Why would you even question it?

painintheass 04-11-2005 11:51 AM

Well because through Anarchy Films the nation of Isreal will one day take over the United States.

That is the reason I go to synagogue.

And I believe little piggies are cute and should not be eaten.

justsexxx 04-11-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
Why do you voluntarily surrender to Muslims so they will be the majority religion in your country? No flaming, just interested and curious.

First I don't belive in god. How can ppl believe he created earh and live while science shows how it really happend? I just believe when you behave well, and be good to people, you will get it back.

I'm not surrending to muslims. I just don't believe on one god. More people should believe in being yourself, and good to people. Most wars/attacks are based on religion. Another reason why religion sucks IMO

justsexxx 04-11-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chodadog
Here's a crazy concept. Perhaps they go to hear the word of their chosen faith.

I don't go to church myself. But why would anyone have a problem with someone else going to church? Why would you even question it?

I don't have problems going to church. People should do what they think is good. However, just some other clown at my door, saying I SHOULD GO as well. I don't like the fact many "believers" are trying to convince people to believe in god as well.

Also saw on the news the guy named "law" from the USA, who abused CHILDREN, is now in Rome, and even preparing a big convention,and he will be the speaker. As long as the church allow that, and say that condoms are BAD, how can they be taken serious?

justsexxx 04-11-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I go to laugh at all the morons that goto church, then i roll a few grenades down the isle and watch and laugh as all the little mindless peons scatter

I'm not saying they are morons. I'm just curious, what keep them coming

cambaby 04-11-2005 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx
First I don't belive in god. How can ppl believe he created earh and live while science shows how it really happend?

Science has NOT explained everything. :1orglaugh

Rilose 04-11-2005 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby
Science has NOT explained everything. :1orglaugh

Science has proved alot more than some fucking thunder bolt of magic.....

European Lee 04-11-2005 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rilose
Science has proved alot more than some fucking thunder bolt of magic.....

I am certain there are a few million+ people in the worlld that would disagree with you on that ;)

Regards,

Lee

alexg 04-11-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
in the beginning God created man - later man decided to return the favor

haha

you do realize this is one of the dumbest sentenses ever

cambaby 04-11-2005 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rilose
Science has proved alot more than some fucking thunder bolt of magic.....

Yo brainiac where did the material that created your big bang come from? I find it so funny how afraid some of you people are that there is something greater than you out there. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Rilose 04-11-2005 01:52 PM

I'm a speck of dust in the universe, made of of the same shit the stars are and you..never said I was greater than anything..I believe in myself so go pray to some whatever the fuck you pray too...

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Originally Posted by cambaby
Yo brainiac where did the material that created your big bang come from? I find it so funny how afraid some of you people are that there is something greater than you out there. :1orglaugh :thumbsup


hilly 04-11-2005 02:02 PM

When the Jehova's Witnesses come to my door, I invite them in and offer them drinks and get them drunk.

Pornopat 04-11-2005 02:47 PM

Science is a religion as well. There is nothing that can explain where man comes from. Nothing. Everything is the product of something. Something can not be the product of nothing. No theory,science or religion can really explain how the world started. Simply because our logic can not comprehend it. Therefore every investment of time could be considered as a waste of time imho...

FreeOnes 04-11-2005 02:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by justsexxx
People that goto church, why you go?

Quote:

Originally Posted by cambaby
1. You must be a programmer because you used GOTO. :1orglaugh

he is just another Dutch fool...








:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

justsexxx 04-11-2005 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeOnes
Quote:
Originally Posted by justsexxx
People that goto church, why you go?



he is just another Dutch fool...
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nothing better todo newb :winkwink: Better fix those 2 broken images on your mainpage :Oh crap

psili 04-11-2005 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
in the beginning God created man - later man decided to return the favor

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
haha

you do realize this is one of the dumbest sentenses ever

I actually thought the sentence was pretty profound and one of the better thoughts posted in this thread.

:2 cents:

wargames 04-11-2005 11:11 PM

I go to church when I feel troubled.

FreeOnes 04-11-2005 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Nothing better todo newb :winkwink: Better fix those 2 broken images on your mainpage :Oh crap


Which ones ?? :error


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