Holy shit people... I have to share.
 

I have a DATE tomorrow with a REAL human female. She has no penis, has never had any sex change operations, has all limbs and as far as I know is disease free.

I feel like the luckiest man alive. Now I eagerly away the standard GFY bashing that is to ensue.

Or congratulate me on my first date in ... jesus christ it has been so long I won't even say it.

So, how much does she charge?

Congradulations, and good luck on the date. I hope it goes well!

Lunch with your cousin?

pics... ?

I thought I had all my bases covered... but I left out the prostitute, old lady and family disclaimers.

Damn I should know better!!!

Socks don't have limbs.

I call troll.

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Congrats.

um...you get excited over one date?

dude, you need to get out more :)

Haha - what were you thinking, Brad? :winkwink:

Do you have a pic of her??? Perverted minds want to see... :winkwink:

I haven't had anything exciting happen to me in 3 years. This is a pinnacle of the last third of a decade.

So your Real Doll arrives tomorrow huh ??

Damn...That's one ugly broad.

I'd try hooking up with the one in the pink instead. :2 cents:

I've had people tell me I would make a good looking woman. So I have to scour at your comment.

People often lie to make others feel better.

Best of luck :thumbsup

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My mom has said a lot of things to me over the years, now I am starting to think it may all have been to boost my self confidence.

"Brad you make such a pretty girl in that dress."
"Brad have I ever told you that red lipstick is YOUR color?"

Sheesh.

The scary part is that she was actually dressing you up in her clothes and putting her makeup on you.

And then people have the nerve to wonder why our society has turned out to be so fucked up.

Go figure.

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Wooot

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that a kid brad, what is his name?

Congratulations Brad. I wish you the best of luck.

You definitely need more good things in your life.

Have fun.

Congrats! :)

good luck man, it's not easy finding a decent girl

hey congratulations brad! unfortunately for you, the odds they are giving in vegas is 400:1 that she'll sleep with you. good luck though man!

Oh, no I won't get laid. That's not the goal of the date. I am looking for something with substance. I honestly could give a shit about sex, as I have almost no sex drive.

have a good one! :thumbsup

congrats, good luck man :D

congrats bro :)

Congrats brad

Does she have a sister cousin mom ?

Doh! :fart

:helpme maybe you like animals and don't know it yet? :Oh crap

I keep staring at this statement but I just can't think what to say about it.

Congrats Brad.

You're scaring me, bro. You sound a lot like Grogan now. :1orglaugh

Good luck pal.

For some reason I want to pinch your cheek... Whos chaperoning?

Where are you taking her?

To the Shedd Aquarium.

you need a cooler shirt

Congrats Brad! :) Let me know how it goes bro... Remember don't allow yourself to be in that just friends position... let her know you like her... (if you do at the end of the date once you get to know her)

so you gonna be wearing your FastSize extender all day before your date? :)

Congrats let us know how it goes

lol damn brad is getting a date with a woman a rare thing for you or something? Hit me up on icq and ill give you some quick lines that never fail to get the digits :thumbsup

man, congrats !!! enjoy the moment :)

make her laugh and good luck!

Sweet news! Best of luck man! When in doubt bash it out!

I'd assume he has the number if he has the date, Brad you look like you lost some weight, good work.