Teen Accused of Raping His Sisters With Carrots!!! [WTF?!?!]
 

By ALAN O' LEARY, Times Staff Writer
Published April 12, 2005

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A Evanstown Middle School student was arrested on Monday and charged with rape and attempted rape with a produce item. The teen is accused of raping his sisters and sisters' friends with carrots. The teen's parents could not be reached for comment but neighbors say that they're in shock over the incident.

"He would bring carrots to school functions and people started calling him Bugs [after Warner Brothers Character Bugs Bunny] after a while. I think he took it too personal." said an unidentified friend.

The teen is reportidly at home after his family posted a $50,000 bond to get him out of a Sufexex County Jail. He is prohibited to be in the same house as his sisters until the conclusion of the trial. The judge has also forbid him to visit local grocery stores without parental or adult supervision. Flyers have been printed and circulated to local grocers that inform the grocer not to sell produce to this young man.


See tomorrow's Times for the full report.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh WTF!?!?!

Ohboy.

There goes his entire life. Holy shit.

Geezus sounds like AM Jeff all over again.

Like I stated in another post about the kid stealing the corps head, "this country is in serious fucking trouble!"

thats off the chain :1orglaugh

Bugs for life! :)

link?...?

What the fuck is wrong with kids these days?

Back in my day, we used to use cucumbers.

Atleast they weren't english cuccumbers :Oh crap

Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

That's what we do, we sell fantasy. :winkwink:

lol...yeah and you almost got me there!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tomorrow's Times, eh?

hmm...wonder if theres pics....

Why's sis gotta be a playa hater? :)

ewww. wtf?

what's up doc?

haha wtf... kids these days.

the scariest thing is most of us wouldn't be surprised if this had happened for real. People are sick nowadays

You got me :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yeah - like grocery are the reason for raping others :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why carrots? :1orglaugh

what the... what ahppened to her morals?

What's up, Doc!

he'll be on GFY before too long... watch

lol

Are we taking bets on how many more post before reading the thread? :)

Thats a new one.

reading threads is for shmucks, drive by posting is the way to go

It was in serious trouble way before that. But it sure is fucked up.

Diddo - that is sick, but could have been worse.

man what the fuck is wrong with kids these days

What's wrong with the society in general is a better question.

what's wrong with gfy, that most people don't even ready the thread before answering is an even better question :1orglaugh

LOL only hardcore news today on gfy :upsidedow

Very true. As fucked up and sad as that is, it's very true.

Well written, HOA. Ya got me. :thumbsup

damn thats fukced up

I'd say it makes page 2. :winkwink:

well obviously it was fake. there is an obvious spelling error. lol

My bad grammer is whut loste me my job at tha New York Tims. :(

Spelling errors don't usually matter anymore, sadly. Ever tried to read a Sunday Tennessean?
:helpme

Damn, you got me :winkwink:

I even skimmed the thread before I replid, but must've missed your post :1orglaugh

Nice !! what an asshole I cant believe he do this to her sister, funny shit though. Well carrots will do better than cucumbers I think!!! :upsidedow

If there is any consolation, at least the carrots imrpoved the girl's eye sight so that now they will more easily be able to identify the perpetrator at the trial. This is important since Bugs supposedly ate most of the evidence.

Just be glad that Yosemite Sam, Wile E Coyote or the Taz (Tasmanian Devil) wasn't his role model.

As the "real" Bugs once said...

"So long, screwy, see you in St. Louis!"

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(btw, yes I read the entire thread...I'm just easily amused)

This is pretty fucked up. What is causing this violence, TV, Movies, Video Games? Nobody did shit like this when we were kids.

Even if it were true it's not funny you find it funny :disgust

Wonder if it would make any difference if the only Reply button was the one at the bottom of the page? :1orglaugh

lol..worth a try, huh?

so its true you invented the history?

Nice story, now some newbie is going to try and act it out.

Not the history but I did invent the story. I do stupid shit when I'm bored. :winkwink:

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