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Rich 04-13-2005 10:54 AM

I accept your thanks for preventing America's attempt at poisoning the world.
 
On behalf of Canadians everywhere and the lab in BC that saved the world this week, I accept your thanks for preventing America's attempt at poisoning all of us. What's a smarter, healthier, kinder, and more well-liked younger brother for?

In case you haven't heard, the College of American Psychopaths, err I mean Pathologists, sent out one of the world's most deadly flu viruses, unlabeled, to almost 4000 clinics. Only by the grace of God did a lab in BC stumble across the real identity of the virus, in time (hopefully) to alert everyone. The strain killed 4 million people in the 50's and no one born since then is resistant to it. :helpme

So, America tries to poison the world, and Canada stops it. All in a day's work. :glugglug

You're welcome.

Martin 04-13-2005 10:56 AM

God Bless Canada. :thumbsup

Dildozer 04-13-2005 10:58 AM

There's gonna be a redneck somewhere to drop the vial unfortunately
It'll be blamed on terrorists
There will be more bloodshed for oil
Prices for oil will still go up
We're all gonna have to get mopeds
the fat americans will crush the mopeds
moped repair business is gonna boom

the end

Rich 04-13-2005 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin
God Bless Canada. :thumbsup

What would they do without us? :1orglaugh

bringer 04-13-2005 11:00 AM

nice catch on canadas part
my thanks to them

TheLegacy 04-13-2005 11:00 AM

I saw this too but your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem and notified everyone of the possible world wide implications. Now Im sure americans will say... nothing could happen.. stop blowing your own horn.. yet if it was the other way around.. america would putting another ban on canada

bringer 04-13-2005 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I saw this too but your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem and notified everyone of the possible world wide implications. Now Im sure americans will say... nothing could happen.. stop blowing your own horn.. yet if it was the other way around.. america would putting another ban on canada

if it were the other way around canada would be on the defensive aswell.

notjoe 04-13-2005 11:03 AM

The problem with this is that out of those 4000 vials how many of them will be sold instead of destroyed

Rich 04-13-2005 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I saw this too but your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem and notified everyone of the possible world wide implications. Now Im sure americans will say... nothing could happen.. stop blowing your own horn.. yet if it was the other way around.. america would putting another ban on canada


Indeed.


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Rich 04-13-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
nice catch on canadas part
my thanks to them


Any time, don't mention it.

JamesK2 04-13-2005 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I saw this too but your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem and notified everyone of the possible world wide implications. Now Im sure americans will say... nothing could happen.. stop blowing your own horn.. yet if it was the other way around.. america would putting another ban on canada

What he said :thumbsup

Rich 04-13-2005 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I saw this too but your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem and notified everyone of the possible world wide implications. Now Im sure americans will say... nothing could happen.. stop blowing your own horn.. yet if it was the other way around.. america would putting another ban on canada

heh, pretty damn good prediction.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153296,00.html

Quote:

"The risk is low and we've taken appropriate action," said Dr. Nancy Cox, chief of the influenza branch at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta
Quote:

The CDC learned Friday that the virus was included in test kits prepared by Meridian Bioscience Inc.

They don't mention the Canadian lab until the bottom of the page, and they know very well that their readers do not have the attention span to accomplish reading an entire one page article from start to finish.


I love this one:

Quote:

Scientists around the world were scrambling to prevent the possibility of a pandemic after a nearly 50-year-old killer influenza virus was sent to thousands of labs, a decision that one researcher described as "unwise."
Unwise? Understatement of the year. :1orglaugh

ronaldo 04-13-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Only by the grace of God did a lab in BC stumble across the real identity of the virus, in time (hopefully) to alert everyone.

You sure it was B.C.?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/04/13...all/index.html

But a laboratory in Winnipeg, Manitoba, went further, identified it as the 1957 pandemic strain and notified the CDC, he said.

Damian_Maxcash 04-13-2005 11:38 AM

It was sent all over the world...... It will be in every terrorists hands by now

Its not the last we have heard of this

sperbonzo 04-13-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
On behalf of Canadians everywhere and the lab in BC that saved the world this week, I accept your thanks for preventing America's attempt at poisoning all of us. What's a smarter, healthier, kinder, and more well-liked younger brother for?

In case you haven't heard, the College of American Psychopaths, err I mean Pathologists, sent out one of the world's most deadly flu viruses, unlabeled, to almost 4000 clinics. Only by the grace of God did a lab in BC stumble across the real identity of the virus, in time (hopefully) to alert everyone. The strain killed 4 million people in the 50's and no one born since then is resistant to it. :helpme

So, America tries to poison the world, and Canada stops it. All in a day's work. :glugglug

You're welcome.

So YOU were the guys that screwed that plan up. Damn!

Oh well..... I guess we need to go back to the drawing board and start again.... damn interfering Canucks!

NetRodent 04-13-2005 11:40 AM

Here's an article in the Boston Globe, reprinted from the Washington Post, that says Canada found the problem.

http://www.boston.com/news/world/art...virus_at_labs/

Anthony 04-13-2005 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
On behalf of Canadians everywhere and the lab in BC that saved the world this week, I accept your thanks for preventing America's attempt at poisoning all of us. What's a smarter, healthier, kinder, and more well-liked younger brother for?

In case you haven't heard, the College of American Psychopaths, err I mean Pathologists, sent out one of the world's most deadly flu viruses, unlabeled, to almost 4000 clinics. Only by the grace of God did a lab in BC stumble across the real identity of the virus, in time (hopefully) to alert everyone. The strain killed 4 million people in the 50's and no one born since then is resistant to it. :helpme

So, America tries to poison the world, and Canada stops it. All in a day's work. :glugglug

You're welcome.

CANADA ROCKS!!!

Have I mentioned that Candian Chicks rule?

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Rich 04-13-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetRodent
Here's an article in the Boston Globe, reprinted from the Washington Post, that says Canada found the problem.

http://www.boston.com/news/world/art...virus_at_labs/


I stand corrected, it was a lab in BC that noticed the irregularity, the lab in Winnipeg identified what it was and notified everyone.

My Canadian Prairie home. :glugglug
(Neil Young fans?)

Rich 04-13-2005 12:25 PM

Wait a second, Vancouver and Winnipeg, these are the two Canadian cities in which I have houses. The US government is trying to kill me!

nico-t 04-13-2005 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildozer
There's gonna be a redneck somewhere to drop the vial unfortunately
It'll be blamed on terrorists
There will be more bloodshed for oil
Prices for oil will still go up
We're all gonna have to get mopeds
the fat americans will crush the mopeds
moped repair business is gonna boom

the end

hehe sad but true!

ronaldo 04-13-2005 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
(Neil Young fans?)

God NO!

But my mother-in-law went to high school with him and she'll tell you that every damn time she sees you.

BradM 04-13-2005 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I saw this too but your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem and notified everyone of the possible world wide implications. Now Im sure americans will say... nothing could happen.. stop blowing your own horn.. yet if it was the other way around.. america would putting another ban on canada

Robert: Actually they won't even mention it in the news. It will be covered with a NEW headline "TERRORISM, 911, DEATH, KIDNAPPED IN IRAQ"

No one will know the wiser! :thumbsup

Meta Ridley 04-13-2005 12:28 PM

THANK YOU AMERICA JR. !


http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-201-3.jpg

Rich 04-13-2005 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
God NO!

But my mother-in-law went to high school with him and she'll tell you that every damn time she sees you.

Kelvin high, that's awesome. Tell your mother in law Rich thinks she rocks, if I went to school with Younger I wouldn't shut up about it either.

Neil Young is GOD.

bangman 04-13-2005 12:32 PM

Damn it. On to plan Q...

Rich 04-13-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman
Damn it. On to plan Q...

Do it during the World Hockey Championship, no Canadians will be paying attention to anything else so we won't be there to spoil it.

Anthony 04-13-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
I saw this too but your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem and notified everyone of the possible world wide implications. Now Im sure americans will say... nothing could happen.. stop blowing your own horn.. yet if it was the other way around.. america would putting another ban on canada


Last I checked I was an American. Do you read? Or just too wrapped up in your anti american standpoint? What country spends the majority of their money on your sites?

Your conjecture, while maybe true, is just that.

Rich 04-13-2005 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Last I checked I was an American. Do you read? Or just too wrapped up in your anti american standpoint? What country spends the majority of their money on your sites?

Your conjecture, while maybe true, is just that.

I assume he was talking in generalities, of course it doesn't apply to all Americans. Most, including most mainstream media, will and are doing exactly what he said. :2 cents:

Rich 04-13-2005 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
CANADA ROCKS!!!

Have I mentioned that Candian Chicks rule?

:thumbsup :thumbsup

haha, I agree. We intentionally made our country boring so the girls would have nothing better to do than have a lot of sex. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

TheJimmy 04-13-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildozer
There's gonna be a redneck somewhere to drop the vial unfortunately
It'll be blamed on terrorists
There will be more bloodshed for oil
Prices for oil will still go up
We're all gonna have to get mopeds
the fat americans will crush the mopeds
moped repair business is gonna boom

the end

vespas are cool :thumbsup

linkhotten
http://www.raini.ch/pictures/fundgrueb/vespa.jpg

sperbonzo 04-13-2005 01:24 PM

Its not that we have no cure.... we just aren't producing the vaccine for that strain of Flu at this time. The reason why it killed so many millions when it did was that we did not have penicillin or vaccines in those days.

The flu killed more people than WWI during those years, not because it is a "killer strain", but simply because we did not have anti-biotics. This is getting blown up out of proportion in order to sell papers. IMHO (and also in the opnion of a friend of mine who is with the CDC that I spoke with this afternoon... :2 cents:

Rich 04-13-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo
Its not that we have no cure.... we just aren't producing the vaccine for that strain of Flu at this time. The reason why it killed so many millions when it did was that we did not have penicillin or vaccines in those days.

The flu killed more people than WWI during those years, not because it is a "killer strain", but simply because we did not have anti-biotics. This is getting blown up out of proportion in order to sell papers. IMHO (and also in the opnion of a friend of mine who is with the CDC that I spoke with this afternoon... :2 cents:

So what you're saying is, this is no big deal, nothing could happen.

See Anthony, this is who TheLegacy was talking about.

BRISK 04-13-2005 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
your not going to find one american newspaper that will admit that canada found the problem

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2005Apr13.html

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7491398/

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm..._webflu13.html

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/n...cflu-labs.html

http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-04-13-voa61.cfm

sperbonzo 04-13-2005 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
So what you're saying is, this is no big deal, nothing could happen.

See Anthony, this is who TheLegacy was talking about.

No, I'm not. (and you know nothing about me, I'm 42, have lived in 8 countries, and have a degree in Zoology, [along with a lifetime passion for history], and a wide range of contacts in many industries/ positions, including medical reasearch.)

What I'm saying is, is that if you read history, you will know what I'm talking about in terms of the influenza pandemic at the beginning of the 20 century, the reasons for it, and the reason why there hasn't been one since that time.

I'm not saying that there is no danger, but if you aren't aware of the news media's tendency to sensationalize the news, then you haven't been around for long.

ADL_JD 04-13-2005 01:59 PM

All of Canada = 2 guys in BC lab.

;)

****

Rich 04-13-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_JD
All of Canada = 2 guys in BC lab.

;)

****

Hey, we're socialists right? We do everything as one. :winkwink:

Martin 04-13-2005 02:14 PM

Hey Old man take a look at my life, I'm alot like you.

Cheers to Young.

Rich 04-13-2005 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin
Hey Old man take a look at my life, I'm alot like you.

Cheers to Young.

:glugglug

StuartD 04-13-2005 02:20 PM

I'm allergic to fatal influenza.

sperbonzo 04-13-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo
No, I'm not. (and you know nothing about me, I'm 42, have lived in 8 countries, and have a degree in Zoology, [along with a lifetime passion for history], and a wide range of contacts in many industries/ positions, including medical reasearch.)

What I'm saying is, is that if you read history, you will know what I'm talking about in terms of the influenza pandemic at the beginning of the 20 century, the reasons for it, and the reason why there hasn't been one since that time.

I'm not saying that there is no danger, but if you aren't aware of the news media's tendency to sensationalize the news, then you haven't been around for long.

bump..... C'mon Rich. I was hoping to have some fun discussing this!

Reply already! :)

Rich 04-13-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo
bump..... C'mon Rich. I was hoping to have some fun discussing this!

Reply already! :)

Discuss what? That the media sensationalizes things? Of course they do. Does that mean that the threat of a global flu epidemic doesn't exist? No.

Sure, America and other rich countries would have a vaccine in a couple months. It's the poor countries that would loose thousands/millions. The risk of such an epidemic is just as bad in undeveloped countries now as it was in the 60's. :2 cents:

Look at the countries that were sent the virus. How quickly do you think American vaccines would make it to Lebanon?

sperbonzo 04-13-2005 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Discuss what? That the media sensationalizes things? Of course they do. Does that mean that the threat of a global flu epidemic doesn't exist? No.

Sure, America and other rich countries would have a vaccine in a couple months. It's the poor countries that would loose thousands/millions. The risk of such an epidemic is just as bad in undeveloped countries now as it was in the 60's. :2 cents:

Look at the countries that were sent the virus. How quickly do you think American vaccines would make it to Lebanon?

It wasn't the 60s when the last Flu pandemic occurred, it was 1918...BEFORE antibiotics. I realize that there is still a danger (of course), to third world countries, but very straightforward antibiotic would take care of this. Compare that to the strains of ebolla that are regularly sent to hundreds of research facilities around the world.... and that REALLY has no cure.

Rich 04-13-2005 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo
It wasn't the 60s when the last Flu pandemic occurred, it was 1918...BEFORE antibiotics. I realize that there is still a danger (of course), to third world countries, but very straightforward antibiotic would take care of this. Compare that to the strains of ebolla that are regularly sent to hundreds of research facilities around the world.... and that REALLY has no cure.

I wouldn't be too thrilled about them sending ebola with no label either.

Also, how can you say 4 million people dying from 57-68 is not a flu epidemic?

sperbonzo 04-13-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
I wouldn't be too thrilled about them sending ebola with no label either.

Also, how can you say 4 million people dying from 57-68 is not a flu epidemic?

I misread the article. I stand corrected.

You are of course correct about the potential danger to the third world, since with further thought I realize that their medical standards are actually reflective of those at the start of the last century, (let alone those from the 60's)

CDSmith 04-13-2005 03:16 PM

How did they send them, Fed-Ex or UPS?....


http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1111347383.jpg

TheLegacy 04-13-2005 03:24 PM

well thats a wonderful relief, and thank you for posting that - brings a smile to my face to see that the MEDIA (please note my comments were about the media slant and not americans as a whole) recognizes some of Canadas efforts.

After Canada stepped out of the full participation on the War in Iraq political parties and media tended to slant things against Canada forgetting that we assisted a few years back in freeing some american hostages and many other efforts that went unrecognized. We provided major assistance when 911 happened in clean up etc and Bush totally snubbed us not even mentioning we were a friend of USA in a state of the Union address shortly after that.

You must admit that Canada normally gets ignored when good things happen or for its success when it comes to American Press (hell try starting a Hate Canada Thread, and you will have strong GFY supporters on the issue)

I prefer to think of Canada as the phrase goes, Speak softly and carry a big stick.

directfiesta 04-13-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo
It wasn't the 60s when the last Flu pandemic occurred, it was 1918...BEFORE antibiotics. .

This virus was in 1958 ... Now, people born after 1968 have no defense in their immune system...
But it is really nothing ... :1orglaugh back to the search for WMD.


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