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pr0 04-17-2005 07:40 PM

Cruise ships are class acts! Hahahaha
 
Ok so these people went on a cruise, headed back from the bahamas, the ship encounters a 7 story tall wall of water, damages the hull, sends jacuzzi's flying off the ship.....then everyone flips out like in Titanic.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=678880

And what does the cruiseline do for your FUCKED UP - ALMOST DIED vacation?

You get half back bitch. Oh & when you cruise with us again, we'll knock off 50%.


Hahahaha....wait a second, im laughin so hard, i can't type.....Hahahahahaha

Chio The Pirate 04-17-2005 07:43 PM

YARGH! They should have sailed on me good ship Chio.

pr0 04-17-2005 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! They should have sailed on me good ship Chio.

dude you're smoking some chronic shit....hook me up with some pirate weed

ry0t 04-17-2005 07:54 PM

Thats not the boats fault.

reynold 04-17-2005 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! They should have sailed on me good ship Chio.


I'll remember that when I go on a cruise. Of course you'll be giving me discounts right?

infecto 04-17-2005 07:55 PM

Only 4 people or something got injured. They ported here in charleston and fixed the minor stuff and were back off within 24hrs.

pr0 04-17-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ry0t
Thats not the boats fault.


Lets say i take you up in a jet for some fun, but i charge you $800, & i fly it into a group of birds....the birds come through the window, you think your about to die. We land, & i give you back $400....

How does $400 erase thinking your going to die...& never being able to fly again?

You get it?

These people will probably be scared of the ocean the rest of their life now. I mean, me, i'd laugh.....but most people don't have the same sense of humor.

pornguy 04-17-2005 07:59 PM

It's ok if they are scared of the ocean the rest of thier lives. Most of the people on that boat will only ever take one cruise in their lives anyway!

ry0t 04-17-2005 08:05 PM

Yeah but do you really think the cruise ship's master sailed them into rough waters or could the waters have become rough around them?

pr0 04-17-2005 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ry0t
Yeah but do you really think the cruise ship's master sailed them into rough waters or could the waters have become rough around them?

The captains are on a timeline, yes i think they would sail right into shitty weather or a giant wave.

Spunky 04-17-2005 08:25 PM

There was this Norwalk virus shit floating around with the cruise ships here.From B.C. to Alaska everybody was always getting sick on these cruise ships.I think they gave them back their fare eventually..

Ian 04-17-2005 08:26 PM

Yeah, I read that too. I can't believe how cheap these asshole cruiselines are. I've taken a couple of cruises with the family and they're great but everything is an upsell. Compared to a few years ago the prices have skyrocketed. For the price of one of their tiny "suites" for a week I can take the family to Europe for two weeks.

They think the sun shines out of their ass but the bubble will burst sooner or later. :2 cents:

swedguy 04-17-2005 08:26 PM

Oh, there was one thread already :)

Has anyone found any pics of it yet?

cambaby 04-17-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
Lets say i take you up in a jet for some fun, but i charge you $800, & i fly it into a group of birds....the birds come through the window, you think your about to die. We land, & i give you back $400....

How does $400 erase thinking your going to die...& never being able to fly again?

You get it?

These people will probably be scared of the ocean the rest of their life now. I mean, me, i'd laugh.....but most people don't have the same sense of humor.

You can avoid birds I highly doubt on the OCEAN you can avoid WAVES. :1orglaugh

pr0 04-17-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
There was this Norwalk virus shit floating around with the cruise ships here.From B.C. to Alaska everybody was always getting sick on these cruise ships.I think they gave them back their fare eventually..

Wouldn't that be a bitch....take someone out on water & get them sick.

Thats the worst combo of shit ever....

SleazyDream 04-17-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian
Yeah, I read that too. I can't believe how cheap these asshole cruiselines are. I've taken a couple of cruises with the family and they're great but everything is an upsell. Compared to a few years ago the prices have skyrocketed. For the price of one of their tiny "suites" for a week I can take the family to Europe for two weeks.

They think the sun shines out of their ass but the bubble will burst sooner or later. :2 cents:


the upsells drove me nuts. all inclusive should mean all inclusive


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