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Greg Jacobson 04-18-2005 12:12 AM

I saw someone get hit by a car at Huntington Beach
 
The victim hit the front of the Lexus and then bounced off the windshield. I heard a loud "pop" and then screams.

But what was really disgusting- this all happended in front of the Taco Bell on PCH and there were fat fucks outside eating tacos while the cops and EMTs cleaned up the mess. God forbid these fat disgusting pigs miss a feeding out of respect for a badly injured person just 20 feet away. :321GFY

ytcracker 04-18-2005 12:17 AM

fat people are kinda gross

Satisfaction 04-18-2005 12:18 AM

thats fucked man... sad news/

SkyWalker 04-18-2005 12:19 AM

Its called being desensitized. Welcome to the world of today.

Donny 04-18-2005 12:29 AM

That's hot.

























j/k

It fucking sucks.

eroswebmaster 04-18-2005 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
The victim hit the front of the Lexus and then bounced off the windshield. I heard a loud "pop" and then screams.

But what was really disgusting- this all happended in front of the Taco Bell on PCH and there were fat fucks outside eating tacos while the cops and EMTs cleaned up the mess. God forbid these fat disgusting pigs miss a feeding out of respect for a badly injured person just 20 feet away. :321GFY

LOL people are supposed to stop eating because someone is injured?
m'kay.
I guess it should have played out like this.
Fat Guy #1: Pass me the hot sauce.
Fat Guy #2: Dude. Out of respect for the guy lying in the middle of the PCH I am laying down the tacos.
Fat Guy #1 : You are so right. I never considered that my eating a Taco was not only disrespectful, but will probably save his life.
Fat Guy #2: You should watch The Discovery Channel more, they had a documentary on the other night and statistics show that during the golden hour, that 1 hour EMT's and the hospital have to save a victim is increased by 60% when people nearby stop eating.
Fat Guy #1: Wow, that's some serious shit.
Fade out as both fat guys stand up and salute the guy lying in the middle of the PCH with their crunch cheese gorditas.

com 04-18-2005 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
LOL people are supposed to stop eating because someone is injured?
m'kay.
I guess it should have played out like this.
Fat Guy #1: Pass me the hot sauce.
Fat Guy #2: Dude. Out of respect for the guy lying in the middle of the PCH I am laying down the tacos.
Fat Guy #1 : You are so right. I never considered that my eating a Taco was not only disrespectful, but will probably save his life.
Fat Guy #2: You should watch The Discovery Channel more, they had a documentary on the other night and statistics show that during the golden hour, that 1 hour EMT's and the hospital have to save a victim is increased by 60% when people nearby stop eating.
Fat Guy #1: Wow, that's some serious shit.
Fade out as both fat guys stand up and salute the guy lying in the middle of the PCH with their crunch cheese gorditas.

im with him... unless im the one hit eating my gordita, i aint puttin it down.. that shit comes half warm anyhow!

xxxjay 04-18-2005 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
The victim hit the front of the Lexus and then bounced off the windshield. I heard a loud "pop" and then screams.

But what was really disgusting- this all happended in front of the Taco Bell on PCH and there were fat fucks outside eating tacos while the cops and EMTs cleaned up the mess. God forbid these fat disgusting pigs miss a feeding out of respect for a badly injured person just 20 feet away. :321GFY

LOL - I used to live right by that Taco Bell.

tedwinters 04-18-2005 12:46 AM

man.. no pics??? :) j/k

blech.. you do make it sound disturbing :(... sooo.. you say badly injured... not dead at least!

pr0 04-18-2005 12:59 AM

I would have put my taco down & masturbated instead.

makefuckingmoney 04-18-2005 02:49 AM

nothing would stop me from finishing my chalupa

im no doctor..if they needed an emergency cross sale i could help

WarChild 04-18-2005 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
LOL people are supposed to stop eating because someone is injured?
m'kay.
I guess it should have played out like this.
Fat Guy #1: Pass me the hot sauce.
Fat Guy #2: Dude. Out of respect for the guy lying in the middle of the PCH I am laying down the tacos.
Fat Guy #1 : You are so right. I never considered that my eating a Taco was not only disrespectful, but will probably save his life.
Fat Guy #2: You should watch The Discovery Channel more, they had a documentary on the other night and statistics show that during the golden hour, that 1 hour EMT's and the hospital have to save a victim is increased by 60% when people nearby stop eating.
Fat Guy #1: Wow, that's some serious shit.
Fade out as both fat guys stand up and salute the guy lying in the middle of the PCH with their crunch cheese gorditas.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chaze 04-18-2005 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
LOL - I used to live right by that Taco Bell.

Me too, two block down on 14th actually. :1orglaugh

That fuckin silent order screen there sucks :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xxxjay 04-18-2005 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Me too, two block down on 14th actually. :1orglaugh

That fuckin silent order screen there sucks :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I was 15th and phc -- small world.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-18-2005 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
LOL people are supposed to stop eating because someone is injured?
m'kay.
I guess it should have played out like this.
Fat Guy #1: Pass me the hot sauce.
Fat Guy #2: Dude. Out of respect for the guy lying in the middle of the PCH I am laying down the tacos.
Fat Guy #1 : You are so right. I never considered that my eating a Taco was not only disrespectful, but will probably save his life.
Fat Guy #2: You should watch The Discovery Channel more, they had a documentary on the other night and statistics show that during the golden hour, that 1 hour EMT's and the hospital have to save a victim is increased by 60% when people nearby stop eating.
Fat Guy #1: Wow, that's some serious shit.
Fade out as both fat guys stand up and salute the guy lying in the middle of the PCH with their crunch cheese gorditas.


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