what do you tell a guy that wants to be in the Adult biz but....
 

has no computer expierience what-so-ever?!

I am trying to discourage this guy, he wants some extra side money. I told him its not as easy as it looks. He wants to know the requirements for getting started. He has no photoshop or html expierience at all!!


I dont have the time, or patience to teach anyone. What can I tell him?

He has to go to school or study on his own. Wnats to learn from you he has to pay you. UPFRONT.

Been through this so many times myself.

Go to programming / graphic school and come back

Go fuck yourself ??

Actually, why do you want to discourage him ?
Teach him how to use arles, some basic html and how to use auto-submitters, than let him submit galleries for you. Pay him 2 bucks a day.

Tell him to buy some HTML / design books, when he's already learnt the basics tell him to come back.

You don't have to know any programming/html/graphics to start in this industry. Tell him to go read some tutorials and forums. If he's serious about it then he'll pick up gallery submitting in no time, and go from there.

True, true

Would be really nice to have enough money to get started and read the forums.

the apprentice? Anyway, I agree with Sjelefall.

I'm sure he'll be on GFY any day now, with everyone else who wants to be a webmaster. It would be best to just send him a link to your site, and convince him to sign up like all the other surfers.

throw him in the deep end of the pool, sink or swim.
he'll learn or leave.

tell him to make a site thats better than yours and you will hire him.

LOL I like that!

just tell him no