Tip of the Day , Wash your hands before you Masturbate....
 

Last thing you want is germs getting on you cum slinger

I wash my hands before I take a piss. Shaking hands between people for a greeting is a horibel tradition. The asians have it right. Bow to one another! Probably be a lot less fucking illness in this country. :thumbsup

I don't why people don't wash their hands before they pee either.

whats wrong with STICKY HANDS???? or fryed chicken grease on your hands?

extra pleasure....

True true

shit you should've had this tip yesterday, I jerked it after having a burrito and a jalapeno!

I bet you don't shake other peoples hands either

I wear a condom when I masturbate.

I don't know where I've been

I heard germs can jump 6 feet from where you piss so watch out who is pissing next to you

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socks filled with lotion work well lol

lol just use soap for lubrication :)

uh, your thread just came in late. :)

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This is my lube of choice.
Two birds.
One stone.

germs can fuckin jump now? damn, evolution is catchin up to us

I usually try washing my hands AFTER, I prefer not to eat with cummy hands.

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i just spray my balls with RAID it creates a protective magnetic shield, like a bug zapper in your backyard!

Asia isn't a country.

And have you ever heard of SARS?

Please think before you post, I know it's a novel concept here.

Thanks for the advice!
I'm all washed up and ready to go... BRB in about 5 minutes

I do it before and aftrer man... :D

well, there's always a next time!

LOL that had to have burned

i like ta get dirty