How the hell do you sign up to the Fleshlight Affiliate Program?
 

Maybe I'm blind, but I can't find it on their site. Give me your ref code and I'll signup under you if I can get the signup link.

From http://www.fleshlight.com/main/affiliates.cfm:
We are currently not accepting new affiliates.

I would email them and ask...

Some brands are so well known as to almost not need affiliates :glugglug

when are you going to add them to stats remote?

you dont contact them..they contact you

I contacted them twice in the past to get an account but they didn't get back to me.

yeah, they emailed me, and i have him on ICQ, if you want i can shoot you his ICQ

....hello matrix

Actually if you wanna sell fleshlights on your site for profit you can use the following affiliate program and get 25% of every sale. :)

Herbal Smoke Shop

They have all models of the fleshlight with premade HTML links and hosted images, just copy and paste right to your to your site. (example images below)

http://www.herbalsmokeshop.com/image...light-butt.jpg

http://www.herbalsmokeshop.com/image...light-lady.jpg

http://www.herbalsmokeshop.com/image...ight-mouth.jpg

http://www.herbalsmokeshop.com/image...ondescript.jpg