If you have studied the theory of relativity - check this out
 

The faster you fuck, the more your dick shrinks...

on the other hand, you will last longer

i thought about it today.

I'm working on the perfect balance formula right now... hoping for a noble prize at least :1orglaugh

btw considering this is gfy after all, this thread will probably be on the second page in no time :)

E=MC2

Energy = Mass X's The Speed Of Light Squared... makes sense...

And then ther are black holes, which follow the same space time continuum, as well as the universal fabric effect, in turn which would make sense because your penis is so close to Uranus... But that would make it a Brown Hole :( See? Theory fucked up again... :mad:

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:1orglaugh yep just found it on the 2nd page

That doesn't make sense, oh well :-/

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hope you'll find the right balance formula you're working on. good luck.

it does after you study the theory of relativity..
and it really happens in reality... although by a very small margin, that's why we don't notice this in everyday life.

but if you could fuck real fast, like maybe half the speed of light, your dick would totally shrink :1orglaugh

As you approach the speed of light, your dick would seem small to those around you: but, it would appear the same size to you. I'd suggest a lot of good lube...

Next question, if you are fucking at the speed of light, could you cum? As cum has to ejaculate, it would have to travel faster than the speed of light in order to ejaculate and that is impossible according to most scientist who have looked into this amazing event.

so E <> mc2?

Either this is one funny thread, or those were not real brownies I ate this morning. :1orglaugh

that's correct

and i think you couldn't cum if you're fucking at the speed of light :1orglaugh

maybe you could still orgasm though :1orglaugh

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Good thinking...