Need 12000$ - rich people, please read
 

Hi,
I need 12000$ to realize my reality porn project: selfmade content, VERY hot and fit girls and a portion of '?' (We are weird punks, not simple minded small dicked gonzo style producers). If any of you wealthy guys is interested in sponsoring me and helping a guy starting a real good porn project that's worth it, please contact me. I'm 24, location: Europe. ; )
There should be no deadline for the payback (at least 12 month to pay it back)
No, we won't pimp around with the money. Yes, there's a businessplan. And yes, I'm not alone, my buddy is in the boat, he's got the fattest bat in his pants I know, hehe. A fat bat.
Let's talk about details. Via mail please.
Two things for sure: Of course you WILL get your money back and this thread definetively is meant serious! Some people here seem to earn more than 12000$ in a 24 hour period.. whow!
I won't burn anyones money. Just want to invest it to make more money. Please contact me!
Thank you.
Mike at porn-team dot com

Ehh, and of course you will get your lifetime premium membership for our site! :thumbsup



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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sending money now, whats your paypal? :1orglaugh

oh this is gonna be good :1orglaugh

Post pics of the fat bat and ill tell you whats it worth!!

I'm just thrilled that having $12K means you're a rich person :)

you are crazy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I remember when I spent months putting together a business plan, running it by friends, pouring over every detail of it, reading it back to myself, tweaking every phrase, every nuance....

And then there's this guy. :1orglaugh :helpme

Even if I ever would earn 12k$/24 hours whooa I'd never invest in this kind of project..

Yeah okay.

Sealed the deal right there :upsidedow

Some people are dumb....

:1orglaugh

Hehe.. i'm serious. What's that funny?! Hey, work one day and help two guys live the porny way for a year. This is great isn't it?

This is Rock'n'Roll.

there's gotta be a difference :winkwink:

But remember, his buddy and business partner has a fat bat in his pants.

Cool. _

Can someone lend me 24K so I can loan this guy 12K and blow the remaining 12K on worthless shit I really want but would hate to spend my own money on. I promise to pay you back. Really, I do. My word is golden - well at least 24K golden. :thumbsup

why would anyone invest in a couple of bozos that can't write proper English?
Yeah, yooze were done if you weren't supported, hell yeah

woooOOOOOoo COKE PAARTTTYYY :1orglaugh

The main reason for this thread is: who can visit his bank and ask for money to produce porn?
Btw: Why do you guys think we are morons, bozos, whatever? Why should we be moronier than a sleazy or a juicy?

Contact me via email and we can go into details.
We just want to start somewhere. Start shooting with a great idea but no money is a bad idea. We just try to find a way to start a real good project.
Small indie companys are spice in the mild porn soup these days. That's my lol

I'm sorry, did you just say "moronier"???

OMG, you're serious huh?

lol.


i can't wait to read the rest of this thread later.

Okay i GOT IT... okay .... i know it may sound a little crazy... but hear me out..... a couple guys right..... get a van.... drive around... and pick up girls... AND FUCK THEM IN THE VAN!!!!!!!! what do you think??

just paypaled you $25000 to get started. Good luck

I don't think you are a moron or an idiot. I do think you need to correct a few things in your approach to securing a loan. Keyword - securing. Have any assets to put up? As far as no time limit to repay the only people I think that still give loans like that are parents that can afford to because they know they are not getting the money back.

If I was putting up 12K for you and my investment is the only money your company has I'd want at least a 50% interest in the company as well as financial control over the company. Firm up exactly what you need and how you expect to repay it then represent your idea. If you are talented I'm sure you can come up with something that is viable.

Thank you. :eatmouse

you might want to read this thread to http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/465215-acquired-venture-capital-capital.html

Can anyone help me, pleaser???? I looked up the word "moronier", can't find it anywhere! Help me understand these "bozos, whatever?"...

so for giving you 12 grand for a period of 12 months I will get back the exact 12 grand??
are you kidding
You get more money when doing NOTHING with that money.
you gotto be braindead
who would give a stupid kid like you seem to be 12 grand

what he said :2 cents:

go make tgps and galleries noob till you can make $12000

The most I could give you is $8k.

I'm in Europe too! Do we have a deal....?

sending some money over now too! lol

I love GFY for this

Idiots are what make the world a funnier place.

that's what I call a man with a plan - too bad he needs to lay of the crack and get a good whiff of reality before conquering his business plan. GFY at its finest. This place attracts the strangest people, I swear.

I am not so sure about it...

Sonofsam,

that would never work ;)

Wow, are you serious :1orglaugh