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TurboAngel 05-11-2005 06:58 AM

Lose 8 inches in an hour?
 
Hollywood's hot new fat-melting body wrap.


What you need -
15- 20 ace bandages

2/3 cup of -
powdered magnesium, potassium and the sulfur compound MSM.

2 gallons of Distilled water

Plastic poncho to keep warm while in wrap.

An assistant.

You soak the bandages in the water and mineral solution for 30 minutes. Then you begin firmly wrapping from the toes all the way up legs, torso arms and neck have the assistant help you wrap chin and forhead leaving eyes, nose and mouth uncoverd. Wrap should be snug, but not restrict movement. Then start walking around or doing light housrwork to stimulate blood flow. Twice at 20 minute intervals remosten banages with remaining mineral solution using a spong or spray bottle.


My friend had done this for 12 weeks and she is looking good (she lost 5 sizes). I haven't tried it but I will be looking for some Ace banages boy 15- 20 is alot of them.


:)

MandyBlake 05-11-2005 07:25 AM

go get it done professionally and save the ace bandage money. lol

Nylz 05-11-2005 07:27 AM

I don't even have 8 inches :(

Screaming 05-11-2005 07:27 AM

sounds interesting, might have to look into that

TurboAngel 05-11-2005 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
go get it done professionally and save the ace bandage money. lol

I know right?


:upsidedow

gangbangjoe 05-11-2005 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
I don't even have 8 inches :(



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BVF 05-11-2005 08:16 AM

how about getting off of your ass and exercising? That's what I had to do. I was outgrowing EVERYTHING. A little judo and my body is shaping up already.

GatorB 05-11-2005 08:18 AM

Let's see it took you years of being lazy and eating like a pig to get fat, but you expect the solution to that to an 8 hour?

TurboAngel 05-11-2005 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Let's see it took you years of being lazy and eating like a pig to get fat, but you expect the solution to that to an 8 hour?


You didn't read it right and I'm not a fat pig thank you.


:winkwink:

GatorB 05-11-2005 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
You didn't read it right and I'm not a fat pig thank you.


:winkwink:

Oh I read it just fine. And when I say YOU I meant in the 3rd person not you specifically. Fact is that if you eat right and exercize then being too big won't be an issue.

TurboAngel 05-11-2005 08:32 AM

Well Naturpathic physicians say that the minerals in the solution actually have the power to draw toxins out of the fat cells, causing fat cells to become compressed and smaller in the process.

The MD's agree that it's simply a matter of the elastic bandages pressing excess fluid from the body.

:upsidedow

~Ray 05-11-2005 08:47 AM

The easiest way for 90% of overweight people to lose weight without exercise is by simply Not drinking their calories.

Bottled water or iced tea (no sugar)

It works on everyone.

~Ray

sicone 05-11-2005 08:52 AM

where can i buy this stuff at

Bansheelinks 05-11-2005 08:57 AM

Lose 8 inches in an hour..........

and watch your penis retreat into your abdomen

candyflip 05-11-2005 09:01 AM

Can I be the assistant?

TurboAngel 05-11-2005 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
Can I be the assistant?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


The 8 inches is added up - 1/2 inch each leg, 1/2 each arm etc.


:)

BigRod 05-11-2005 09:35 AM

Gain 8 inches in an hour! Now thats a thread!

blondie61373 05-17-2005 09:12 PM

Hollywood's hot new fat-melting body wrap?
 
Hollywood's hot new fat-melting body wrap.
where can you find the powdered magnesium, potassium and the sulfur compound MSM. I have been trying to find it for 2 weeks?

MuleScrote 05-17-2005 09:17 PM

I suppose there might be a chance it could work a little bit.

Think about it:
Haven't you ever seen really fat guys that are thin where the waist of there jeans is and their great big belly hangs out above it? I can only imagine that they would be shaped more like an egg without daily clothing restrictions.

FilthyRob 05-17-2005 09:21 PM

If this really does work, within a few months, the method will be found to cause serious health issues and banned.

A healthy america could ruin the whole economy. Think about it.

KMR Stitch 05-17-2005 09:25 PM

Thats the almost as the same what I did on the wrestling team to drop 5-6 lbs in a few hrs.

That is very Very bad for you. Same method as duct tape and plastic trashbags and putting on a wet suit you are loosing water weight.

It can kill you btw for over heating your body

kuthi123 05-17-2005 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
I don't even have 8 inches :(

then what is your waist size?


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