who wants to give me $500k?
 

only serious replies in this thread please. what i will give you in return for the $500k is my friendship. you can call me on my cell phone and chat, or just watch a TV show with me sometimes.

who is interested?

please post your contact information here so that i can get in touch with you to give you my wire information :thumbsup

do you accept paypal?

oh me me me :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yes, but i prefer epass :2 cents:

i will send you my wire information shortly once i review all other candidates as well

do you take food stamps?

nice :GFYBand :drinkup :thumbsup

will you offer "full service" for an even mil?

that depends, they must be redeemable at Jimmy's chicken and ribs or else i wont really have use for them

no, but an even mil will buy you a few long walks on the beach while we hold hands :2 cents:

that is cute :1orglaugh

no, but can I give you a smack in the face?

:)

what about while in public? Say at the mall.

What about sex?

Just buy a really good printer and print this 1000 times. No one will know the difference.

http://www.coinsite.com/content/coin...en$500bill.jpg

i usually pay big hairy women to do that for me on saturdays:banana

for an even million, the answer is yes

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
izzzzzz

there isnt enough money in the entire adult industry to make me have sex with another dude


lololol

hmmm, i wonder if my HP 6100 can handle that :1orglaugh

yooo, instead of money you can also buy my friendship with a couple of good domains too :2 cents: i dont know what the going price for sexy.com is but if you put my picture up permanently i would consider that ample payment :pimp

I'll pay you through Epass, but there's that $500 daily limit which will mean that it'll take me 1000 days to pay you off.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Best I can offer you is TorontoEscorts.com.

Wait, Juicy would prefer that. Let me hold that for him.

hit me up with wire detials
116-999-839

nice deal :winkwink:

Sounds like a great deal for any investor.

Do you share the remote?

Now that is asking a lot!

MrIzzz, I can make a berr offer than that, come on :helpme

I do, I do, I do


Please pick me and I'll send you the money

I only want it all.

hahahahaah u fuuny

Can i pay you in foodstamps?

i could handle the transaction.. i happen to have 500k in my epass.. okay so just paypal me 500k and i'll epass izz the 500k... alright? cool sounds like a plan

I'm cashing in all my pop bottles to come up with the money...........Hold on I'm comin :pimp

Build a site, bro. That SaveTobe site proves that this cyber solicitations work. LOL