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Kristian 05-26-2005 06:04 AM

Don't You Hate it When you Accidentally Expose Yourself To Your Mum?
 
My wife is shopping in town. I decided to send a pic of my penis to her mobile phone. I get my bad boy nice n hard - an impressive 3.76 inches - take the pic, attach it to a text message ("Hey bitch -- this is yours later , you nasty slut"), and send it.

The moment I hit send I realize my error :(

Fuck.

polish_aristocrat 05-26-2005 06:05 AM

haha, are you for real?


:error :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Harmon 05-26-2005 06:06 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Kristian 05-26-2005 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
haha, are you for real?


:error :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Yeh - I'm hoping she see's the funny side.

ha hoping even more she doesn't send me back a pic of her pussy! :helpme

brand0n 05-26-2005 06:07 AM

arent you a girl?

polish_aristocrat 05-26-2005 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
arent you a girl?

thats kristen

The Duck 05-26-2005 06:08 AM

hahahahah

nojob 05-26-2005 06:16 AM

3.76? Well Please icq me so I can send you some Longz.

wildgirl 05-26-2005 06:35 AM

lol :laughing-

Bama 05-26-2005 07:01 AM

This is an easy one to get out of...

Just tell her you left your phone at the bar last nite - they called and you have to go pick it up later today....

JFK 05-26-2005 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian
My wife is shopping in town. I decided to send a pic of my penis to her mobile phone. I get my bad boy nice n hard - an impressive 3.76 inches - take the pic, attach it to a text message ("Hey bitch -- this is yours later , you nasty slut"), and send it.

The moment I hit send I realize my error :(

Fuck.

yes , but do you have to send it to her twice a day ?? :1orglaugh

Rui 05-26-2005 07:13 AM

lol unreal...


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