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Don't You Hate it When you Accidentally Expose Yourself To Your Mum?
My wife is shopping in town. I decided to send a pic of my penis to her mobile phone. I get my bad boy nice n hard - an impressive 3.76 inches - take the pic, attach it to a text message ("Hey bitch -- this is yours later , you nasty slut"), and send it.
The moment I hit send I realize my error :( Fuck. |
haha, are you for real?
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh? :winkwink: :1orglaugh |
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Yeh - I'm hoping she see's the funny side. ha hoping even more she doesn't send me back a pic of her pussy! :helpme |
arent you a girl?
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hahahahah
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3.76? Well Please icq me so I can send you some Longz.
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lol :laughing-
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This is an easy one to get out of...
Just tell her you left your phone at the bar last nite - they called and you have to go pick it up later today.... |
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lol unreal...
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