Top 10 words/phrases NOT to put in your personal ad
 

1) Star Trek

2) Mom


anyone want to finish the list?

3) Plays with fecal matter

3)pedophilia charge dropped

4)i write screenplays

4) I won new tri focals in a cialis contest

had a sleepover with Micheal Jackson

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Star Wars
Dungeons & Dragons
Any mention of hobbits, elves, & fairies
premature ejaculation
CPA Exam
genital herpes

prefer to be locked in a trunk






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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sores...

6. How proud you are of your post count on GFY

Acquitted of murder
Rape charges dropped
Just released from prison
Dog lover....:disgust

looking for a ******* to call my own

"I like fat chicks....."

"I am really sweet and I love to cuddle!"

8) Post my personal ad or I'll show everyone where Lensman's house is

If you like BBWs and are advertising for one then thats the best thing you can say!

tony

9) Was on Jerry Springer

I beat herpes

"like long walks on the beach"

line's i've heard
 

my favorite hollywood star is (insert porn star name here)
chat rooms rule
i've made hookers cum, so i must be good! :1orglaugh

haha :1orglaugh

"You can find me on GFY"

Hilarious, when I'm hiring people or looking for a new roommate, if they're an aspiring writer of any sort I automatically cross them off the list. Every "writer" I've had any sort of business with has ended in disaster.

"I like (insert trendy music groups here)"

ahahahahahahahaha

Best laugh I've had all day, thanks.

I was giggling like a schoolgirl when I wrote it, lol.

Got to love drama. :)

no kids (that i know of)

herpes!!!!!

Start out saying you where never married, then mention your ex-wife 10 times.
write you have a very nice house, then write how happy you are about your mothers cooking and how nice it is living at home even though you are 43.
Write you are a very nice person to live with and Dr Phill also said it was not only your problem but also your mothers.
Finish with writing the "outsiders are clueless" and your got your problem under control.

burns while peeing