ain't fuck ain't suck
 

i'm bringing out the old school swishahouse mike jones shit for all of you that didn't know who he was until he got a video on mtv

Ain't Fuck, Ain't Suck

i should have known no one on here would be able to understand this

What does mike jones do exactly, he isnt a signer right?

Damn thats good shit.. never heard it before.. thanks man!

i am from the south... i am black... & i hate the way this cat talks






.

alright good job

okay that's what i call a slow RAP!

come to south florida - its insane.

last week in the hard rock casino parking lot, bike night, where a car was broken down.

a brother asks me where a woma was.

woma? i said dont know. never heard of it.

he said, you never hear of woma? where you from?

before i could ask what the fuck a woma is, his girl says

walmart

that's what i'm talking about

oh nooooo :1orglaugh



..

one better and i gots tons more

i drove an ice cream truck when i was 18, like 20 yrs ago (for one day. it was all i could take and i gave all the ice cream away to kids, i felt bad cause none of em had any money or not enough)

since it was my first day i get the shit route.

a teenage brother comes up and asks for a chocolate excalaytor.

i said a chocolate excalaytor?

he said yea.

i said i dont know what that is.

he said its right here and points at the side of the truck

im like, what the fuck and i get out of the truck, he points to the pic and it says

chocolate éclair

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :stop it.... RIGHT NOW :1orglaugh


...

Thanks a ,lot for that nice clip man!