sup with darkvader..*spoiler*
 

So i just saw the star wars movie. Ok, darkvader went to the darkside because he wated to save his wife from dying. But becuse he went to the darkside he ends up freacking killing her. Why not after she is dead go back to the good side? Sup with that? And no one survives getting there freacking legs, arm and whole body burned in lava and still. And i see no blood, none! That made no sense.

And sup with him plagiarizing every action movie and saying "NOOOOOOOOOOO" at the end.

Also anyone notice that EVERYSINGLE seen had some sort of computer animation or was done infront of a green screen? I looked, it is!

After seeing that movie i went to see madagascar. I saw the previews then fell asleep, anyone know what happened there? :1orglaugh

It's called Star Wars. It isn't real.

And he didn't go back to the light side because he had killed a shitpile of jedi, which is enough to turn someone evil. He crossed the line and couldn't go back. That's the way it is.

Darth. Darth Vader. :thumbsup

Continue.

I didn't even notice the typo. OMG that's awful. No wonder he had no idea what was going on.
You make me sad.

That's how George Lucas desibgned the whole saga! Got problem with that-create your own.

Ok it's DARTH Vader

Secondly the light sabers can cauterize the blood vessels so you don't bleed dummy, not to mention the have Jedi powers. I mean they can jump 30 feet in the air and you ask "Why don't they bleed?" Also they are from ANOTHER GALAXY(far far away I may add ) so they aren't HUMAN. HUMANS are from EARTH. Who knows what it takes to kill one of them. Also he didn't get burnt in lava just the HEAT got to him not the lava. I've seen REAL people burnt much worse and survive.

Also after he found out he killed Padme he had nothing left to live for so why no stay on the dark side? Besides once you turn it's hard to turn back.

Lastly him turning to the good side REALLY would have fucked up the continuity of episodes 4,5 and 6.

hahaha ops i cant edit now. :1orglaugh And i knew i made some kinde of mistake.

You know whats the funniest part of the movies was? This made me laugh. You know how the skywalker goes to the council room. And there are kids, and one kid is like 'the evil dudes are every where what do we do?' And he just wips his lightsaber and freacking kills them. That was totally unexpected. I know it sounds bad here, but in the theater every one laughed. :1orglaugh

The meer fact that you posted this crowns you Uber Geek of the night. Congrats. :thumbsup

Everyone tells me its an ok movie.. not it rocks, but its ok.

I gotta see Madagascar.. that looks like its gonna be funny.

you don't actually bleed when you get burned...

You mean MERE?

No, i mean his whole half of the leg was gone. There is like a big hole and no blood.

It's good. Dumb asses who dont get it and didn't pay attention to the other 5 don't like it.

Touche' :winkwink:

All movies has errors this is nothing compare to the other movies i have watched. But this is by far the best movie i saw this year.

Skywalkers acting was so so, not that great. But the chick, damn she can act! And she is freacking hot. Yoda is still gay saying shit like "go home, you must".

You actually think he is done with a sentence after he says "go home" then after 2 sec later he says "..you must". Someone have to teach him not to do that.

You mean Natalie Portman. Yeah she's been in a movie or 2 . :helpme

xlogger: When he killed the younglings I gasped. No one expected that. The movie really was amazing.

So what if he yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Its better than he yelling STELLAAAAAA!

To compare a shit comedy with Chris Rock to a Star Wars movie is like comparing a nice shrimp pasta to a piece of bamboo covered in feces.

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Hit it, i will, hard!

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my bad.. it was too quick for me to notice...until I saw him lying in that lava...
but then,it'll become numb and you still don't bleed right away it usually takes a few sec .. :winkwink:

yeah.. it was an awful attack...not seeing it actually done.. still... :( it broke my heart

^ What are you guys talking about? That shit was funny. :1orglaugh

You are obviously not a starwars fan

i thought movie was lame as well, darth vader looked like a public phone booth during his transformation

My favorite part was when Darth was trying to explain to Natalie Portman that only his new "special powers" could save her. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

There is no blood, because then the movie would've been rated R and that is not good for sales.

Kid: (in british acent) "The enemies are everywhere skywalker, what do we do"
Skytalked: *Gets his lightsaber out*

:1orglaugh

Thats not funny? I freacking died laughing there.

Nope it wasn't funny, it was heart breaking. :(