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Thomas van de Koch 06-02-2005 11:59 AM

Dear Webmasters: Easy SOLUTION for all your 2257 problems... ( PIC )
 
Sirs,

Sea Animals Entertainment, is proud to announce a revolutionary idea that will benefit both the adult entertainment industry as well as the Sea Animal entertainment industry.

We are selling Sea Animal turnkey paysites which can feature the adult models of your choice. These sites will however be marketed as Sea Animal paysites ( or if you want we can target them to sub-niches like dolphins, sea monkeys or interracial whale fucking ).

The main benefit is that you will not have to worry about 2257 documents, since keeping 2257 records of nude Sea Animal pictures, is not mandatory under the current legislation. Another advantage is that you will be able to make extra money by upselling our Sea Animal paysites, Live Sea Animals Chat or Sea Animals Sex Toys in your members area.


sample picture of a solo girl paysite model posing with a whale:


http://aurora.ekof.bg.ac.yu/~djuricin/shamu.jpg



If you want to do serious business, call 1-800 Sea Animals ( toll free ) or email me directly - [email protected]


Thank you for your time,


Thomas van de Koch, CEO

Dirty F 06-02-2005 12:00 PM

http://www.photoscene.com/sberlin/wildlife/ostrich.jpg

xxxice 06-02-2005 12:00 PM

hmmmmmmm :Oh crap

coolasafanman 06-02-2005 12:06 PM

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg

wjxxx 06-02-2005 12:08 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ddfGandalf 06-02-2005 12:09 PM

animal porn niche...?

adonthenet 06-02-2005 12:10 PM

LOL nice pic haha

SinisterStudios 06-02-2005 12:20 PM

Thats just so wrong

polish_aristocrat 06-02-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterStudios
Thats just so wrong

:1orglaugh

spacemonk 06-02-2005 12:52 PM

This made me lol

seeric 06-02-2005 01:36 PM

Blahahahahahahahahahaha

lol. the EMU looks good naked.

hova 06-02-2005 01:39 PM

I have to admit that you are funny

tranza 06-02-2005 01:41 PM

Isn't that considered bestiality?

Decadawn 06-02-2005 01:44 PM

ahahah funny guy

polish_aristocrat 06-02-2005 03:33 PM

:1orglaugh

JD 06-02-2005 03:38 PM

what's with all the beasty porn lately? Seriously, is there something in the water?

kernelpanic 06-02-2005 03:39 PM

http://i.boobtits.com/up/default/emu.gif

FilthyRob 06-02-2005 03:41 PM

Very funny!

TheSwed 06-02-2005 03:43 PM

*lol* :1orglaugh

Manowar 06-02-2005 03:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MandyBlake 06-02-2005 03:45 PM

lol you're crazy

pornguy 06-02-2005 03:45 PM

It wont go over well in the US.

gecko 06-02-2005 03:49 PM

Alrighty then

Nicky 06-02-2005 03:52 PM

I have sent ya a mail Thomas, im very interested in the interracial whale fucking niche, should be a huge cash earner! :thumbsup

Marcus Aurelius 06-02-2005 04:42 PM

do you have any hardcore mollusk or plankton content. if you can accomodate me on this rare niche we may can do business.

Relish XXX 06-02-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq
do you have any hardcore mollusk or plankton content. if you can accomodate me on this rare niche we may can do business.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reynold 06-02-2005 08:26 PM

I don't think so... ayway, thanks!

Thomas van de Koch 06-03-2005 03:14 AM

Sir,
Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq
do you have any hardcore mollusk or plankton content. if you can accomodate me on this rare niche we may can do business.

Not yet... but stay tuned :thumbsup

thanks,

Thomas van de Koch

Thomas van de Koch 06-07-2005 01:28 PM

Sir,
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
I have sent ya a mail Thomas, im very interested in the interracial whale fucking niche, should be a huge cash earner! :thumbsup


I just replied to your email.

Thanks for your business.



Thomas van de Koch, CEO

hova 06-07-2005 01:32 PM

one of the few funny nicks on GFY

VeriSexy 06-07-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolasafanman


Wow, that's almost as big as mine :helpme :helpme :helpme

Thomas van de Koch 06-23-2005 07:16 AM

Sirs,

2257 comes into effect today.

Sea Animals Entertainment Productions has already seen a 68% increase in traffix.

Thanks to the all seriouz GFY webmasters and TGP owners.


with kind regards



Thomas van de Koch, CEO

Manowar 06-23-2005 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
Sirs,

2257 comes into effect today.

Sea Animals Entertainment Productions has already seen a 68% increase in traffix.

Thanks to the all seriouz GFY webmasters and TGP owners.


with kind regards



Thomas van de Koch, CEO

:1orglaugh

FilthyRob 06-23-2005 07:59 AM

that's a whale of a cock

born 06-23-2005 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolasafanman

Great pic!!! LOL

flirty 06-23-2005 08:04 AM

is this supposed to be funny? :1orglaugh

StuartD 06-23-2005 08:09 AM

So I don't require to be 2257 compliant for this photo?

http://www.talkaboutontario.com/baby...images/055.jpg

polish_aristocrat 06-23-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
Sirs,

2257 comes into effect today.

Sea Animals Entertainment Productions has already seen a 68% increase in traffix.

Thanks to the all seriouz GFY webmasters and TGP owners.


with kind regards



Thomas van de Koch, CEO

:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 07-16-2007 08:35 PM


GreyWolf 07-16-2007 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch (Post 7623892)
Sirs,

2257 comes into effect today.

Sea Animals Entertainment Productions has already seen a 68% increase in traffix.

Thanks to the all seriouz GFY webmasters and TGP owners.


with kind regards


Thomas van de Koch, CEO

Great biz model - can't go wrong :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

seeric 07-16-2007 08:45 PM

i have this on all my exits loololol

nosey 07-16-2007 08:53 PM

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...87566a6284.gif

dissipate 07-16-2007 09:48 PM

shamuuuu

bobby666 07-16-2007 09:55 PM

strange humour here


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