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clickhappy 06-14-2005 09:59 PM

If you were about to have sex with a hot chick, but noticed a wart on her
 
snatch, would you continue, or find a way to get out of it?

nofx 06-14-2005 10:00 PM

i'd stab her



















with a knife and then leave

Spunky 06-14-2005 10:01 PM

Put 2 condoms on

clickhappy 06-14-2005 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Put 2 condoms on

on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?

kaylacruz 06-14-2005 10:03 PM

hmm if I reverse that, to a penis I would bail for SURE - it's a lot easier for a girl to bail and blame cramps or a period or something..

tony286 06-14-2005 10:04 PM

Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

mrthumbs 06-14-2005 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
i'd stab her

a knife and then leave


Hmm.. you should cool down a bit.. its not shocking anymore but predictable :(

You had something going for a while.. dont fuck it up now!

kaylacruz 06-14-2005 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol


LOL too funny!

clickhappy 06-14-2005 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaylacruz
blame cramps or a period or something..

you can get out of pretty much any situation with that excuse huh? :winkwink:

Spunky 06-14-2005 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?

Never on the first date :winkwink:

clickhappy 06-14-2005 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

:1orglaugh funny

kaylacruz 06-14-2005 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
you can get out of pretty much any situation with that excuse huh? :winkwink:

totally! I find a lot of guys are like so what that's okay! And then you gotta be like do you wanna mess with my PMS or? lol thank GOD for menstration!

StickyGreen 06-14-2005 10:13 PM

id probably say fuck that...

NTSS 06-14-2005 10:14 PM

Do you know the difference between a wart and a mole?

clickhappy 06-14-2005 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
Do you know the difference between a wart and a mole?

they taste different?

iwantchixx 06-14-2005 10:20 PM

would it mater? You prolly all already have the virus that causes warts and just don't know it yet anyways.

taibo 06-14-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
snatch, would you continue, or find a way to get out of it?

id be like "yo bitch you tryina gimme herpes?" straight up cause that shit aint coo

Pimp Dough 06-14-2005 10:24 PM

id slap her in the face and call for Prince's "Pussy Control"...

Sosa 06-14-2005 10:33 PM

I wouldn't go near it

QuaWee 06-14-2005 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
i'd stab her
















with a knife and then leave

:Oh crap

kernelpanic 06-14-2005 11:45 PM

Not a chance

Vitasoy 06-15-2005 03:18 AM

No and act like I was not feeling well.

Alky 06-15-2005 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaylacruz
totally! I find a lot of guys are like so what that's okay! And then you gotta be like do you wanna mess with my PMS or? lol thank GOD for menstration!

more lube! ... lol ... actually only if its my girlfriend will i have sex on her period.

and i dont think condoms will help for herpes or warts or whatever.
if it touches your genital area, you have a chance of catching it.

stev0 06-15-2005 03:26 AM

nasty... wouldn't want to catch that shit

EviLGuY 06-15-2005 03:41 AM

I would be so out of there. Who cares if you offend her if you don't want to have sex with her anyways? Better that then bumps on your junk.

Paul Waters 06-15-2005 03:44 AM

I notice the "talk to her about it" option is glaringly absent.

EviLGuY 06-15-2005 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
I notice the "talk to her about it" option is glaringly absent.

Would you really believe anything she would say? Better safe then sorry in my not very humble opinion. :2 cents:

naugthygUrL 06-15-2005 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Put 2 condoms on

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Monique Niccole 06-15-2005 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
Well first I always wear on condoms , I would flip her on her stomach and introduce to the pleasure of anal sex lol

And what about when your unprotected balls slap up against that nasty wart? :Oh crap

Alky 06-15-2005 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
And what about when your unprotected balls slap up against that nasty wart? :Oh crap

will you marry me... i love you. coolest female ever :thumbsup

budz 06-15-2005 06:12 AM

I'd lick it

some warts get you high
















ROFl, jk not them kinda warts :)

Monique Niccole 06-15-2005 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
will you marry me... i love you. coolest female ever :thumbsup

Yes...and I'm 100% wart-free :winkwink:

David! 06-15-2005 06:46 AM

On the advice of my MD, I'll respectfully decline to engage in any type of intercourse.

opflix 06-15-2005 06:47 AM

i'd say... BITCH... get in the kitchen & fry me some chicken! she'd either fry me some chicken & forget about fuckin or leave disgusted by my abrupt disinterest in her snatch.

swedguy 06-15-2005 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo
id be like "yo bitch you tryina gimme herpes?" straight up cause that shit aint coo

A wart can give you herpes? That's a new one.

Nicky 06-15-2005 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
on your tongue too? or would eating her out be out of the question?

no pussy eating and atleast 1 condom....

Antonio 06-15-2005 07:18 AM

I'd fake a heart attack

Sarah_Jayne 06-15-2005 07:42 AM

would depend on the nature of the wart

CheneyRumsfeld 06-15-2005 07:45 AM

hot chicks don't have Warts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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