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AaronM 06-19-2005 02:16 AM

A Sacramento crack head came after me with a knife tonight.
 
The fool was on a bike and damn near got ran over by his own stupidity. Then he straight up tried to bumrush my car. WTF?

I drove away and the fucker peddled his ass to the next stoplight.

So he drops his bike, pulls a knife out, and starts moving towards me while I'm stuck at a red light.

How does the old joke go???

"Just like a (insert racist term here) to bring a knife to a gun fight."

The fucker is lucky he didn't get shot.

DamageX 06-19-2005 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
The fucker is lucky he didn't get shot.

Wasn't he lucky that he didn't get run over in the first place? Some people just can't appreciate lucky breaks... :)

AaronM 06-19-2005 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
Wasn't he lucky that he didn't get run over in the first place? Some people just can't appreciate lucky breaks... :)


No shit. Good point. :thumbsup

S P A N N O W 06-19-2005 02:19 AM

Should've fucked him up! :mad: :ak47:

Babagirls 06-19-2005 02:19 AM

LOL you gotta love morons (especially on bikes) :winkwink:

AaronM 06-19-2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
Should've fucked him up! :mad: :ak47:

Then who would have paid for dinner? :1orglaugh

More importantly...Who would have posted bail for me?

xclusive 06-19-2005 02:21 AM

It was just Spannow trying to catch you as he wanted a ride home:) Seriously though glad your ok there are a lot of crazy people out there you never know when they are just going to come up and shoot you.

Alky 06-19-2005 02:22 AM

Sorry man, I just bought that earth cruiser today...

The Ghost 06-19-2005 02:23 AM

Man... this just isn't your week Aaron. You should start carrying a camera or something to document these scuffles. Might make an interesting reality site.

S P A N N O W 06-19-2005 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
It was just Spannow trying to catch you as he wanted a ride home...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AaronM 06-19-2005 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
there are a lot of crazy people out there you never know when they are just going to come up and shoot you.


Which is exactly why I carry a gun on such road trips.

Well....That and I'm a cowboy. :1orglaugh

AaronM 06-19-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost Pro Sales
Man... this just isn't your week Aaron. You should start carrying a camera or something to document these scuffles. Might make an interesting reality site.


Cameras and I don't get along too well. :(

Alky 06-19-2005 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Cameras and I don't get along too well. :(

you get along with cameras like i get along with women...

MetaMan 06-19-2005 02:29 AM

50 cent would have shot his cracka ass in the head,

where is your gangsta side YO!?

DarkJedi 06-19-2005 02:35 AM

Aaron is a gangster !

MetaMan 06-19-2005 02:39 AM

DarkTiDye do you put a halo tip shell whent hose phenes act up?

DamageX 06-19-2005 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
you get along with cameras like i get along with women...

You a playa? :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ
You should of AtlasChris-ed him... :2 cents:

Dude, let this rest. I'm sure it wasn't all that funny when it happened and keeping reminding him of it ain't gonna do one bit of good.

Mr. Marks 06-19-2005 02:40 AM

So does this post prove you're a badass?

S P A N N O W 06-19-2005 02:40 AM

...Ummmmm, nevermind.

xclusive 06-19-2005 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Which is exactly why I carry a gun on such road trips.

Well....That and I'm a cowboy. :1orglaugh

whenever I see that there is a shooting on an la freeway i cross reference GFY to see if you are shooting in the area that week. Starting to see a pattern:) By the way hows the burn on the head that got fucked up in "the incident"?

AdPatron 06-19-2005 02:45 AM

I had to bust out my gun the other night. The laser in the eye got him to turn around.

seeric 06-19-2005 02:47 AM

you've had very bad luck with lacerations this week. and you never got your VIP booth on tuesday night. fuckin A.

AaronM 06-19-2005 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papichulo
So does this post prove you're a badass?


Does your reply make you feel like you are putting me on the spot or something? I knew somebody would troll this thread before I even posted it.

Fuck off. :321GFY

AaronM 06-19-2005 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
you've had very bad luck with lacerations this week. and you never got your VIP booth on tuesday night. fuckin A.


Did anybody think to at least get a pic of the booth with my name on it so I could pretend I was there? :winkwink:

Machete_ 06-19-2005 02:53 AM

I am thinking of making a realityshow out of your life Aaron . how does that sound?

Lets call it; "thug life" or something

baddog 06-19-2005 04:14 AM

how did your shopping adventure go? my day pretty much sucked . . 2 hours there, 2 hours back, all for a 45 minute visit


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