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Mike A 06-19-2005 08:07 AM

Uncontrol Masturbation
 
Dear friends,
i am 23 yr old. i couldn't control my masterbation in control. some time i do it for 3-5 time a day. how can i keep it in control?
thanks

Gawdy 06-19-2005 08:10 AM

Tie a knot in it

Pete-KT 06-19-2005 08:17 AM

sit on yr hands and dont move

Digipimp 06-19-2005 08:19 AM

get married

suesheboy 06-19-2005 08:20 AM

3-5 times a day? lightweight!

Digipimp 06-19-2005 08:23 AM

wow that sounds fun

TeddyRacer1 06-19-2005 08:23 AM

Poor guy, wait after a few years of this biz, you're not gonna wanna see porn all day, Lol.

Holly 06-19-2005 08:27 AM

Stare at these once per day, for 10 minutes. Guaranteed to remove any and all sexual urges.

http://www.gl4l.com/sobe/images/sobecontest7.jpg

http://www.headlessthumbs.com/sobebutta.jpg

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2HousePlague 06-19-2005 08:31 AM

start going for distance -- it adds a whole new dimension to the sport -- :)

2HP

The Ghost 06-19-2005 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp
get married

That is fuckin' priceless!!! :thumbsup

bringer 06-19-2005 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_PeteKT
sit on yr hands and dont move

the stranger
thats a good one!

jeffrey 06-19-2005 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp
get married


how does that solve it? hes already not getting any.

kernelpanic 06-19-2005 09:01 AM

gnarly dude

http://www.jumpmultimedia.com/Gallery/images/Surfer.jpg

bigdog 06-19-2005 09:03 AM

don't be alone for long periods of time

suesheboy 06-19-2005 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by bigdog
don't be alone for long periods of time

That won't stop him. :1orglaugh

kernelpanic 06-19-2005 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp
get married

How would that help?


He needs to get sex, which rules marriage out as a solution :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 06-19-2005 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeddyRacer1
Poor guy, wait after a few years of this biz, you're not gonna wanna see porn all day, Lol.

ain't that the truth. Its pretty bad when you get nostalgia for the days when you could get turned on by porn.

TeddyRacer1 06-19-2005 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
ain't that the truth. Its pretty bad when you get nostalgia for the days when you could get turned on by porn.

I know the good ole days when I get turned on with softcore, now everythings hardcore is "same ole_same ole" :)

Digipimp 06-19-2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffrey
how does that solve it? hes already not getting any.

cause once you're married you'll be so depressed and wore out that you won't even want to masturbate

Sarah_Jayne 06-19-2005 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeddyRacer1
I know the good ole days when I get turned on with softcore, now everythings hardcore is "same ole_same ole" :)

yes, the other day I was thinking about how the stuff they showed on Showtime and Cinemax in the 80's used to get me off. I wouldn't even leave a wet spot in my panties now.


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