When life gives you lemons...
 

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...then go find someone who life's given vodka and have a party" - Ron White

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damn, i was hoping for an inspirational story

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
- Sir Winston Churchill

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation.
- George Bernard Shaw

I tried to think of a good Steve Lightspeed quote but nothing ... must be I'm too tired or you've never said anything interesting. : )

I got the lemonade...who's got the vodka?

i've got rubbing alcohol.. its like 99.something %

did you get some lemons today, steve -- ? -- hope not -- :)

i have vodka, just fyi -- :winkwink:

2HP

Good quote steve!

Lick lemons when life is sour.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, piss in it, then sell it to someone you don't like." ~ CET

ive got the everclear.
lets get fucked up.

....squeeze them on lobster and alaskan king crab legs...

:thumbsup Thanks for this one...