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CDSmith 06-22-2005 12:53 PM

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, this is priceless...
 
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation....


FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your
base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,
isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be
a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines! :D


And as always, I don't give a flying fuck if it was posted before. Thank you.

Harmon 06-22-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be
a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good for him. Taught that pseudo-Ivy League slut the waaaaaaaaaaaaayz :thumbsup

Peaches 06-22-2005 12:57 PM

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

(always look there when you get an email from a friend of a friend ;) )

Fresh 06-22-2005 12:58 PM

Owned!!!

Harmon 06-22-2005 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

(always look there when you get an email from a friend of a friend ;) )

Still a VERY believable statement

pornguy 06-22-2005 12:58 PM

that is funny as hell, and she needs to be slapped.

GatorB 06-22-2005 12:58 PM

And he's properly equipped to me a gerbil inserting homosexual too if you think about it.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-22-2005 12:59 PM

Awesome.

That rocks!

mahoney 06-22-2005 01:00 PM

LOL too funny :1orglaugh

Jace 06-22-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

(always look there when you get an email from a friend of a friend ;) )

yeah, my mother in law gave up on forwarding me bullshit emails, cause every time she sent me something I forwarded her a snopes link about how it was false

smack 06-22-2005 01:00 PM

that is fucking great. :1orglaugh

High Plains Drifter 06-22-2005 01:01 PM

I listen to NPR every day and as soon as I read the interview I knew it was fake. I've never heard an interviewer ask anything even remotely aggressive as that. I'm sure many of the gun-nuts would love it *if* they asked questions like that, but they don't. They just had a sniper from Iraq interviewed a couple of days ago and the interviewer had nothing but respect for the guy.

RuthB 06-22-2005 01:02 PM

:1orglaugh - excellent! (even if it is a hoax interview)

CDSmith 06-22-2005 01:02 PM

Snopes shmopes. It's a good read, who cares if it's not true.


Fuck snopes.


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