you must be an astrologer because my libra is rising
you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets
you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things
you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally organic experience
you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots
you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402 Payment Required
you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row
you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up
you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends
you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you
you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in
you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless
you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again
you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time
you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce my seeds
u must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you
you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat
you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998
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