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supermann 07-15-2005 04:45 PM

Mike Tyson wants to be a pornstar now!!
 
Seems like anything is really possible with Mike Tyson. After 2 humiliating losses, Mike Tyson wants to do something else.

http://tysontalk.com/article-452--0-0.html, article from boxingtalk.net

Part of the interview

GL: Boxing made you one of the most famous people in the world. You can't walk down a block without shutting it down. How do you plan on parlaying that fame into a solid foundation for the life after boxing?

Mike Tyson: "I'm definitely not fighting anymore. I've talked to some people, I just talked to a gentleman named Jimmy, whose involved with club Jenna, you know Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in that kind of business as well."

GL: Seriously?

Mike Tyson: "Yeah, the adult film industry. What do you think about that Minister?

After Shock Media 07-15-2005 04:47 PM

He is gunna bite some chicks clit off.

WarChild 07-15-2005 04:47 PM

How long before he punches out a film crew?

After Shock Media 07-15-2005 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
How long before he punches out a film crew?

The second his low self esteme ass gets camera dick syndrome.

GatorB 07-15-2005 04:50 PM

When the director tells him to eat a girls pussy he'll have to remind him that he is not to literally eat the pussy.

supermann 07-15-2005 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
When the director tells him to eat a girls pussy he'll have to remind him that he is not to literally eat the pussy.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sosa 07-15-2005 04:51 PM

lol. well it would be some major pr for whatever company gets him to do something.

Shoehorn! 07-15-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
How long before he punches out a film crew?

:1orglaugh

RRACY 07-15-2005 04:53 PM

Even if he made 5 mill he'd still be 20 million in debt. :1orglaugh

xclusive 07-15-2005 04:56 PM

That would sell well i bet

loverboy 07-15-2005 04:57 PM

make sure he wears a mouth piece once start eating the pussy :1orglaugh

:smokin

sonofsam 07-15-2005 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
When the director tells him to eat a girls pussy he'll have to remind him that he is not to literally eat the pussy.

:1orglaugh this thread has great potential :)

~Ray 07-15-2005 05:03 PM

he's made more money than any professional athlete in sports history.... and he's broke. WTF?

~Ray

Jensen 07-15-2005 05:05 PM

good for the marketing crew but bad for the producer?

supermann 07-15-2005 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
he's made more money than any professional athlete in sports history.... and he's broke. WTF?

~Ray

He explains it himself.
GL: Based on where you came from and what you've accomplished as an entertaining boxer, it has made you a beloved figure to many people and you shouldn't downplay that.

Mike Tyson: "I don't downplay it, I'm just very iffy right now. After being Mr. Mike Tyson, the big shot. After the cloud blows over, everybody is gone. And not everybody left me, I chased a lot of them away. You know, my family is gone and I have nothing. When you're typing this interview, make sure you put it in there that I am the stupidest fighter in the history of the game. Just the dumbest motherfucker ever."

sharpx9 07-15-2005 05:28 PM

what a fucking moron.

VicD 07-15-2005 05:33 PM

i think that his dick is to small :1orglaugh

NichePay_Patrick 07-15-2005 05:58 PM

ya he is probly the only black guy out there is a small dick or maybe not we also he will sound so gay when he is bustin a nut with that weak ass voice

Spunky 07-15-2005 06:22 PM

Lol..that proves his elevator doesn't go to the top :1orglaugh

BruceM 07-15-2005 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Patrick
also he will sound so gay when he is bustin a nut with that weak ass voice

lol I was thinking that too.

tungsten 07-15-2005 06:25 PM

oh boy, tyson doing porn?

RyuLion 07-15-2005 06:25 PM

This has potential..hopefully he can perform..

sniperwolf 07-15-2005 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
He is gunna bite some chicks clit off.

:1orglaugh now that's really gonna hurt

boner 2.0 07-15-2005 06:33 PM

I don't want to see that :uhoh

btw...

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/tyson_m.jpg

Doctor Dre 07-15-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supermann
He explains it himself.
GL: Based on where you came from and what you've accomplished as an entertaining boxer, it has made you a beloved figure to many people and you shouldn't downplay that.

Mike Tyson: "I don't downplay it, I'm just very iffy right now. After being Mr. Mike Tyson, the big shot. After the cloud blows over, everybody is gone. And not everybody left me, I chased a lot of them away. You know, my family is gone and I have nothing. When you're typing this interview, make sure you put it in there that I am the stupidest fighter in the history of the game. Just the dumbest motherfucker ever."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sickkittens 07-15-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
he's made more money than any professional athlete in sports history.... and he's broke. WTF?

~Ray

Who's that celeb in your sig?

Morgan 07-15-2005 06:46 PM

I heard it was gay porn tooo

supermann 07-15-2005 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus
I heard it was gay porn tooo

In some other interview, somebody asked him about his time in jail. Tyson said he started to take bad habits during that time, then he started laughing... :warning :warning :Oh crap

Wiggles 07-15-2005 07:15 PM

man it would be hilarious to hear him talking during sex, if you weren't watching you'd think it was a little keebler elf or something.

Furious_Male 07-15-2005 07:28 PM

Mike as a porn star. Now that would be interesting.

TexasDreams 07-15-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supermann
He explains it himself.

I am the stupidest fighter in the history of the game. Just the dumbest motherfucker ever."

That's the only intelligent thing he's ever said in an interview!!! :1orglaugh

http://www.texasdreams.com/mikethemoron.jpg

Hardlinks 07-15-2005 08:12 PM

Its supposed to be a new nerd twink reality site.

www.giveittomikeyhelleatanything.com

CashLikeWhoa_Mike 07-15-2005 08:32 PM

this thread is a classic! :thumbsup

Barefootsies 07-15-2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
He is gunna bite some chicks clit off.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

digifan 07-15-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
That's the only intelligent thing he's ever said in an interview!!! :1orglaugh

http://www.texasdreams.com/mikethemoron.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-15-2005 09:02 PM

I think there is to much plot and dialogue in Jenna's porn films for Iron Mike. He should probably talk to Rob Black.

After thought...please don't let Don King get into porn...

ADG Webmaster

TexasDreams 07-15-2005 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
please don't let Don King get into porn...

If he did, the traffic would only come in spikes, but it probably wouldn't be "shaved".

:1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

pxxx 07-15-2005 11:07 PM

That is kind of funny.

RAM 07-15-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
He is gunna bite some chicks clit off.

omg to fuuny :)

VeriSexy 07-16-2005 12:13 AM

That shit is going to convert big time :thumbsup

tony286 07-16-2005 12:16 AM

its so sad could of been the greatest that ever lived

webcrawler 07-16-2005 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
When the director tells him to eat a girls pussy he'll have to remind him that he is not to literally eat the pussy.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TheJimmy 07-16-2005 12:37 AM

sorry but I have a hard time picturing him other than a gay black man that came out of prison loving hairy ass...

:/

TheJimmy 07-16-2005 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
he's made more money than any professional athlete in sports history.... and he's broke. WTF?

~Ray


your sig rox....


:thumbsup

naugthygUrL 07-16-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0
I don't want to see that :uhoh

btw...

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/tyson_m.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 07-16-2005 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
That's the only intelligent thing he's ever said in an interview!!! :1orglaugh

http://www.texasdreams.com/mikethemoron.jpg

omg lol! very nice chop.

bdld 07-16-2005 01:24 AM

get those 'mike tyson sex tape' links up

bdld 07-16-2005 01:29 AM

mike will do anything for a buck.

tenderobject 07-16-2005 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
When the director tells him to eat a girls pussy he'll have to remind him that he is not to literally eat the pussy.



:1orglaugh nice one.


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