If I had a hammer...
 

I'd swing it in the morning.
I'd swing it in the evening...
All over this land.

On a side note what really is up with frosted flakes?

If I had a bell.. etc..

YARGH! Don't encourage the fuity fruit! His singin' be drivin' me batty!

if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
id buy chio a new boat
(but not a real big boat its true)
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
id buy a new compound for those in need of faith from brother Theo and his crew.

my friend kept on singing that while we were on a trip and it really annoyed me.

If I have another pair of balls, then I won't be scratching them all night long..

kumbia my lord kumbia

Do what you think is the best Lord Theo.