GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - OMG!!! The reviews about Deuce Bigalow : European Gigolo are hilarious!

Looks like they are more hilarious than the movie..

11%

Reviews counted: 47
Fresh: 5 Rotten: 42
Average Rating: 3.1/10

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/deuc...ropean_gigolo/

0/4 "It would be best appreciated by (a) children of blind, castrated, hearing-impaired Hollywood executives suffering from Tourette's syndrome and arrested development, (b) comic actor-writers who look like Richard Simmons."
-- Jan Stuart, NEWSDAY

2/4 "All he has left of her is a prosthetic leg, which he totes around devotedly. Yes, that's the kind of inane humor we're dealing with. But, amazingly, amidst the smutty silliness, there are some laughs."
-- Claudia Puig, USA TODAY

1/4 "Schneider, one of the luckier of all Saturday Night Live alums who now make millions in the movies, may well be a fine fellow and excellent company on the set, but on screen he's blank affability incarnate."
-- Michael Phillips, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

"With this latest exercise in cynicism, however, it's not Deuce's satisfied clientele, but the audience, that gets the shaft."
-- Michael O'Sullivan, WASHINGTON POST

0/4 "Aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience."
-- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

1/5 "There's nothing wrong with stupid, gross-out humor if it's funny. But if it's not funny, all you're left with is stupid and gross."
-- Randy Cordova, ARIZONA REPUBLIC

1/5 "Movies this bad should never be made -- and if they are, they should never be released. Except perhaps as some sort of Clockwork Orange-style prison experiment."
-- Scott Weinberg, EFILMCRITIC.COM

1/4 "Why are you reading this review? Seriously, do you think this is the movie where Rob Schneider shows the world he's the next Tom Hanks or Jack Nicholson?"
-- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM

1.5/5 "You?ll live a happier, fuller life without watching a cancer patient shoot wine through the hole in her neck."
-- Joshua Tyler, CINEMABLEND.COM

1/4 "Any goodwill Rob Schneider was able to wring out of his Deuce Bigalow character the first time around has been stomped into the dirt by the constant, overwhelming, disgusting, over-the-top teenage bathroom humor in the sequel."
-- Sue Pierman, MILWAUKEE JOURNAL SENTINEL

1/5 "Watching the movie one feels in need of a bath...With Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo, Hollywood has hit rock bottom."
-- Daniel M. Kimmel, WORCESTER TELEGRAM & GAZETTE

1/4 "Plays like a second-rate Mad Magazine racing through a version of The Aristocrats as if its crap punchline was actually the prize."
-- Aaron Hillis, PREMIERE MAGAZINE

D- "There's a mood and a market for really low and dumb humor, but Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo doesn't even seem to be aiming that high."
-- Laura Clifford, REELING REVIEWS

0.5/4 "I did get through it without being overwhelmed by the urge strangle myself, so the movie has that going for it."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE

5/10 "As crazy as the sequel tries to be, it is about as funny as watching people eating worms on reality TV."
-- Ron Wilkinson, MONSTERS AND CRITICS

2.5/4 "Bodily fluids seize enough screentime to earn a supporting-actor credit."
-- Phil Villarreal, ARIZONA DAILY STAR

D- "A movie that exceeds your lowest expectations--it's not only coarse and raunchy but utterly unfunny."
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION

2/4 "There are some big laughs to be had, but just as many fumbles. Deuce would have been better off staying stateside and talking to his late wife's artificial leg."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

D- "Schneider has proven repeatedly that nothing is going to kill his career, but if the case ever goes to trial, European Gigolo should put him away for life."
-- Brian Orndorf, EFILMCRITIC.COM

0/4 "Apparently, in shooting on location in Amsterdam, [the filmmakers] spent the budget on legal hashish rather than on focus pullers or decent film stock."
-- Sean Means, SALT LAKE TRIBUNE

2/4 "I'm no fan of Schneider, but, like scrapple or the toilet paper at cheap hotels, Schneider fans know what they're getting."
-- Chris Hewitt (St. Paul), ST. PAUL PIONEER PRESS

1.5/4 "European Gigolo is more slapdash than its predecessor, and its jokes, albeit blue, are more borrowed than new."
-- Ed Gonzalez, SLANT MAGAZINE

.5/5 "The worst movie of the year; it gets an unprecedented half point on our rating scale - even a penis enlargement pump couldn't suck a whole point out of this movie."
-- Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone, THEMOVIECHICKS.COM

0/5 "Note to Adam Sandler, who co-produced this film: Enough already. For the sake of future generations of moviegoers, we beg you to stop getting movies made for your friend."
-- Jeffrey Bruner, DES MOINES REGISTER