TexasDreams...
 

Didn't you get hired by Adult.com recently? Well, what's everyone like and what is it like working there, inquiring minds want to know?

Is there wild orgies there like everyone says?

I know you moved to Cali .. are you in the office ever day ....???

I heard loryn works in the office naked.

today was his first day... He spent most of the day in Lensman's office. So give him a break he is sitting on ICE for the rest of the night.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Only on Thursdays

I remember the ice after my first day! :1orglaugh

How much does it cost to work at adult.com?

Your first born!

I remember you whimpering and crying :winkwink:

You have to pass lensman's personal "hands on" interview.

Yes he was in that office for at least an hour today! :love2suck

Yeah I did cry but i toughed it out. You on the other hand ran out screaming with your clothes in shreds and never came back!!! :1orglaugh

i want to work for adult.com...how can we make that happen?

<---drunky

Pick up some more ice @ 7-Eleven on your way in! :thumbsup

I just couldn't take the pain :(

LOL :1orglaugh

HA... I put Lensman through pain my first day.

but now I'm not allowed to take my shirt off in the lunch room anymore :Oh crap

it's been five years, and i'm still sitting on ice whimpering

LOL - I so remember that day!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Poor Sal, he did let ya have it didn't he..... :(

You guys are killin me! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I've only been in the office once and all I remember about ice is the icepack Lens had on his head when he left to get in his car and leave.

I haven't been invited back either :helpme

OMG Sal!!! I love you! I haven't seen you forever...

You gave it to him rough ! :1orglaugh

Where can I send my resume?

You should drop by more often :thumbsup

Folks this is the man that set the bar. That romp was the best he ever had. (from an employee) :1orglaugh

Why? You want me fired? I told you 4 hours tops! LOL

Hey Texasdreams BTW I have a little something for you to do if you could be so kind as to help me out. Shouldn't take you more than an hour total.... Can you get ahold of me tonight if possible? I'll catch up with you tomorrow if not.

I gotta go get my passport tomorrow at 11 am out of town so I might be tied up till afternoon...

Until then I'll try to conquer this battle here myself.. You'll see what I mean when I show you.

Yes indeed, and this was day number one. And I must say that their toilets are now absolutely sparkling, but my hands are all wrinkled up now. Thank gawd for those scrubbing bubbles!!! :winkwink:

Yes!!! And some of them even involve women. :helpme

Haven't done the full move yet. Working in the office every day and searching for the permanent place by night. Should be fully moved first week of Sept. Right now I have a nice motel room with a kitchenette. There's even a nice vending machine in my bathroom that sells these funny shaped balloons, but they're kind of oily for some reason?!?! :Oh crap

One of the BEST fringe benefits of the office!!! :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

But then again SPANNOW, Eric, and Sicone also work in the office naked. :Hollering

SIGH!!! :Oh crap

I'll be more prepared for day two and beyond. I stopped off at the industrial supply store and picked up a few cases of...

http://www.texasdreams.com/anallube.jpg

:thumbsup

lol what all do you do ?
did they just move you to cali to admin gfy >

It was great to meet with Lensman, even though my jaw was a bit sore afterwards. At the end of the day I grabbed some food on the way back to the room, and for the first time I realized that those Taco Bell "Stuffed" burritos are actually pretty small. If you know what I mean... :xomunch