Pics of my Chinese New Year Feast
 

I thought I'd snap a pic of Grandfather preparing tonights dinner.

Boneprone.... you and Shaz coming over?


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Of COurse!

Gung Hey Fa Choy!

Happy New Year!

Walking the Dog!
I mean Wok.

Which Dog are we eating?

Is that AaronM's Dog?

Looks like it!
Fuck we were supposed to be babysitting his dog!
FUCK!

THis is very wrong.

You need to understand Asian Culture.
Its natural.


My favorite is walk the Dog.
I mean Wok.

WTF!! He's cooking the pup with a damn blowtorch!!

that's fucked up.....

& I thought it was the Vietnamese that eat dogs, not the chinese?

Now I know why Exxxotica likes his cat so much...

Tastes like chicken..lol

Plus it does cool tricks with its eyes ..lol

I feel Nautious STOPPPPPPPP

You touch my dog and I will kill you. It is that simple.

Enjoy your dinner.

shit. Exxxotica, we need to go buy a dog that looked like his.
He wont know the difference.

I'll help you kill em too...
That's just mean eating mans best friend...

Most Asian cultures enjoy the fine tender taste of Dog....
where as most Caucasian's prefer the taste of Chicken.

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aaron is a fucking racist!

We will have a lucky dog feast and enjoy it.

DIE!


http://www.aaron-matthews.com/pics/layer41.jpg

So violent this mole is.
He just cant accept other cultures.

Explains the KKK symbol on his jacket.

actually, that's the KK symbol...it means he knows it all and has a secret crush on thwe Sykk One...

Bone is scaring me...

all you white trash trailer park lovin hicks better turn down the Country music and listen up.

Watch your dogs.
Stop. Put down the beer, and turn down the Motorcross on the tv.
Give your dog a big hug goodbye cause the Boneprone Family is coming.

And Im bringing Doggie Hell with me.

Happy Chineese New Year!

Love the Culture! Embrace Diversity!
Wok Your Dog!

Boneprone Approved.

I wish I could buy guns like that up here. I need a hand gun, and I'm not joining a fucking gun club just to get one. Time to pay a visit to the local reserve for a Saturday night special.

God damnit, now I have to spend the next hour going to animal rights message boards posting this pic just to piss them off.

Rights?
Live Stock Have Rights.?

Geeze.
You'd never see a Chineese Animal Activist.

Hey can I have that leg, looks delicious.

Honerst to god truth something like 80% of dog and cat food is made from dead dogs and cats...fucking ironice innit?

Umm...

I think that was taken at MacDonalds.... :1orglaugh

ROFL! Labret, you are fucking HILARIOUS! LOL!

LOL! This Thread is CLASSIC!

On a serious tip, a devout Hindu would probably get sick watching cattle being "processed." It's all cultural and it's all perspective.:2 cents:

Yeah, I agree. Disturbing, but funny. Shit, everyone needs some genuine sickness in their day! Just leave my dog out of it.......

don't we all have a crush on you darlin?? :fart

Or possibly KimmyKim?

I think KimmyKim and Aaronm would make a smashing couple!

Hey Aaron,
Chamber a round first, I can see your firing pin!

And Exxotica,
I can respect your culture, but I hope that picture and your papason is not in the US,
USA bust animal cruelty violaters BIG TIME!
They will put you under the jail.

That pic was taken in Exxxotica's back yard, in Congo - you didn't know that ?

Fuck you and Your US laws.
We're hackin up neighborhood dogs Like it's
Chineese New Year 1999!

Pass the Blow Torch.

nope didn't know that
aren't the monkeys more tasty there?

OK, rule #1 --- Never eat your dog! They can always catch a cat for you to eat when you are hungry!

I really wonder what a dog taste like.

have anyone tried alligator tails? fuckit', they really taste like chicken.

Sucks enough that they killed a dog and undertsand the culture part, but fuck cooking the dog in front of the other dogs... WTF Thats torture i mean knowing your next on the chop block...

I've tried roasted locusts.... they do NOT taste like peanuts as advertised. Had to drink almost a gallon of San Miguel Beer to lose the taste.

I've had rabbit. Kinda like chicken... pretty weak.

Similar to those live fishes they have in Chinese restaurants. Catch a fish in front of the other fish. Same with lobster.

Apparently, Chinese cuisine prizes freshness. Explains the live chicken market in SF Civic Center during Sunday's Farmer's Market.

Fucking bastards should stick to eating rice. That shit is wrong!

ah fuck., you think fishes and lobsters are actually thinking
"Oh-no shit im next"?

damn poor animals, too bad they taste so good.

Well they do have neural cortexes... Im sure its nowhere near as developed as mammals' but they feel pain too. Also, the whole "schooling" instinct with fish probably amplifies the anxiety or similar feeling they get when seeing another fish get caught/smoked

however don't ever go with your vietnamese friend to eat lobsters or any kind of seafood for that matter.

this guy from work invited us to go to his house for dinner, the mutha would just boil them kickin lobsters alive and eat them just like that without cleaning them up...

I did not eat that night.

:repuke

Actually, the only animal that I would have no remorse eating is a rattlesnake. I've seen documentaries of Native American and Mexican villagers eating rattlesnake burritors and/or with rice/beans. Apparently, rattlers taste like chicken.

I don't like snakes...specially the venomous kinds.

Uh... whatever:boid



Ive asked people what's the difference between Dog and Cattle? The response I usualy get is that Dogs are social creatures with much higher intelligence than cattle.

Are dogs really that much smarter? Ive never seen a cow dig through the trash and eat its own poop. Nor have I ever seen a cow chase it's own tail.

Cats on the other hand are magnificent creatures!

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can we eat those things?

Baked? Broiled? Boliled? Deep Fried? BBQed?

Or BLOW TORCHED?

The Torch cooks 5 times faster then the grill.

What!? No George Foreman grill? :) Apparently, cooking dog is worse in Korea. There's a belief in Korea that if you beat the dog to death, the internal bleeding into the muscles makes the meat more tender and juicy. Here's the link:
http://www.hua.org/Bark/Korea.html